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Golden person 

Someone with who you want to spend rest of your life. Someone who you feel you can be yourself with. Person who will always be important for you. Someone who's eyes will always tell you something, something that is more than everything
Golden person by Goldthoughts_4u August 23, 2023

Golden Eriet 

This is when one male roughly 240lbs or more gives a very religious person a golden shower. While in the act of the golden shower the male enjoys a hot steamy plate of fecal matter.
Bobby gave ellijah a very romantic golden eriet.
While his friend Fernandez watched.
Golden Eriet by Christan writes September 2, 2023

Golden Four 

A person whos very great at hosting a hotel
Hey look! It's a wild golden four!
Golden Four by killer sans real September 22, 2023

Golden Rule 

Don’t date your classmates.

This is to prevent unnecessary drama and tension within the class when they eventually break up.
Kim and Rafael started dating last school year. They are golden rule breakers.

Golden Retriever 

A simp/beta male with passive traits while dealing with women. Basically, another word for "NICE GUY", tends to be a place holder for a "Real Man" or "Bad Boy" in a woman's life later down the road or after the fact.

Golden Retrievers are VERY stable in relationships and are considered "SAFE" and "BORING". Golden Retrievers will never break your heart and will always stay obedient.

Commonly seen as "INFERIOR" or "LESS" than dominant masculine males. Typically used by women that are "HEALING" or just came out of a "HOE PHASE".
GIRL 1: "OMG...I just went out on a date with Justin on Saturday and he's such a Golden Retriever. I'm in my bad girl era, so I definitely need me a toxic bad boy king like Chad...LOL."

GIRL 2: "What a loser, just keep dating him for his money and free food."

GIRL 1: "Girl, duh."
Golden Retriever by theDonWEBB October 2, 2023

Golden Retriever 

A guy who is loving, loyal, boyfriend material. Easygoing, non-complicated, and always emotionally available, his priority is to make the object of his affection happy. First noted mention was in Gilmore Girls Season 3, Episode 4 (One’s got class and the other one dyes) 2002, Jess ridiculing Luke for being always readily available to Lorelei despite any guarantee of reciprocal action on her part.
“He came over and fixed my deck on Saturday instead of going fishing with the boys.”

“I need a golden retriever like that!”
Golden Retriever by Greengirl29 October 15, 2023