by lucci721 November 8, 2007
Get the Cum Dumpster mug.Guy 1: holy shit Becky is a cum dump, she’s such a whore for cum.
Guy 2: no cap, she fucked like the whole football team.
Guy 2: no cap, she fucked like the whole football team.
by Collinu19 October 22, 2019
Get the Cum dump mug.A cum-mop is a guy's pubic hair.
When we jack each other off, we rub and grind our crotches together - mixing the pubic-hair cum that oozes out of our dicks and down our shafts into our pubes and then we suck it up afterward! We cum-mopped it up!
by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021
Get the cum-mop mug.1. Literally, a soggy mesh basket of ejaculated semen.
2. Figuratively, a whore.
3. Figuratively again, the title for someone who makes absurd comments and closely resembles a Tool.
4. Back to literally, a repository for semen.
2. Figuratively, a whore.
3. Figuratively again, the title for someone who makes absurd comments and closely resembles a Tool.
4. Back to literally, a repository for semen.
1. "Watch out for that soggy mesh basket of cum next to my bed."
2. "Man, look at the nasty basket of cum at the bar."
3. "Dude, shut up, you're such a fucking basket of cum!"
4. "Watch out for that soggy mesh basket of cum next to my bed, it was a real fucking mess cleaning it up when you knocked it over last time."
2. "Man, look at the nasty basket of cum at the bar."
3. "Dude, shut up, you're such a fucking basket of cum!"
4. "Watch out for that soggy mesh basket of cum next to my bed, it was a real fucking mess cleaning it up when you knocked it over last time."
by basket of cum May 23, 2010
Get the basket of cum mug.Dried plug of semen blocking proper urethral flow. Usually created if a man doesn't urinate after sex. Extremely painful, but temporary.
"I thought I had kidney stones for a sec there...turns out it was just a cum cork."
or
"That cum cork came flying out and landed on Jack's toothbrush."
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"That cum cork came flying out and landed on Jack's toothbrush."
by MontgomeryQ August 23, 2008
Get the Cum Cork mug.by GANTO August 24, 2015
Get the Ghost Cum mug.While having sex with a girl you pull out as you cum and procede to cum all over her stomach and chest. Then with both hands you rub your cum all over the lucky girl as if you were giving her a rubdown.
She loved when I would pull out and cum on her tits and stomach then give her a cum rubdown. The girl would always would lick my hands clean.
by ncboy June 19, 2011
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