Crack pick

A broad term similar to a crack ship. A crack pick is a choice that is weird and highly unlikely to happen, such as wanting an actor in a role that they probably won't take.

I don't care if it's a crack pick, I want Shrek to be in Super Smash Bros!

by Lady Applesauce December 9, 2020

Cracking The Celery

A phrase meaning pulling an all-nighter to do schoolwork.

Man, did you study for the physics test today?

Yeah, I was cracking the celery HARD last night.

by Zizoman123 April 25, 2021

Mask-Crack

When one wears their mask in much the same way a plumber wears his jeans so that the mask is below the nose.

Too many people are wearing their mask the way that teenagers wear their jeans, I'm seeing too much mask-crack.

by Mickeydee23 September 30, 2020

crack trap

A coercive woman (or man) who is offering sex seemingly for free, but has a hidden motive to gain money or persuasion of the sexual partner.

That girl is a crack trap, she'll have you mowing the lawn and bringing her your paycheck by next Friday!

by RoadienamedBart October 20, 2013

desperate crack nuts

crackheads injecting crack directly into the nutsack

David: Yo you see these desperate crack nuts over there directly putting it up his balls, they got big balls damn

by cracknut August 14, 2020

Cracking The Function

to make something successful, or make it go your way.

Bro, no way you just threw back 8 percocets! Your totally cracking the function!

by Tayy9x June 21, 2022

festival crack

That feeling when you are at a festival, you're all dressed up, and you've been walking around forever so the sweat has run down your butt crack. Now it's rubbing and starting to rash up and you can't do anything about it because you're wearing your festival finery.

"Wanna go hit up the sustenance stall and purchase unhealthy fried festival foods to consume?"

"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."

by A goat with a mission March 5, 2021