by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
Get the leer beermug. The best freakin' soda for any Eastie Beasty out there. Plus I know the guy (or my rockin friend Liam does) so I can get us hooked up!
by Meatcringe February 24, 2021
Get the Hank's Root Beermug. by TuckerTrash25 February 20, 2020
Get the Beer Coldmug. The rash-like sensation felt in the palm of the hand after unscrewing many twist-off beer caps. Most sorely felt in conjunction with the hangover that inevitably accompanies a beer palm.
"Man, I just high fived Jeffery. He's a nice guy but my beer palm is stinging like a son of a bitch."
"Christ work was shit today. I swear I can't tell if I'm getting RSI or if it's just beer palm from last night."
"Christ work was shit today. I swear I can't tell if I'm getting RSI or if it's just beer palm from last night."
by Starmanisjr July 21, 2009
Get the Beer Palmmug. by guyontop69 June 6, 2018
Get the Stone Cold Beersmug. The last beer of the night that you don’t remember having because you were so drunk, which technically might not exist.
“That 15th beer last night was totally a Schrödinger’s beer because we don’t remember it, and can thus substantiate its nonexistence.”
by Crabrangoon May 29, 2024
Get the Schrödinger’s Beermug. Beer Budget is typically the most important part of your budget, unless you live in a Libtard state where you are forced to pay $15 for a pack of smokes, in which case your Smoke Budget is more important. For some reason, Democrat leaders believe that Cigarettes are bad for you, but from my personal experience, its quite the opposite.
Without your beer budget, there would be no positives left in life. Life is about 2 things. Beer and Pussy. Sorry I mean Beer and Work. Without beer you can't work, without work, you can't afford your beer budget. Its really like an abusive relationship where your Woman doesn't let you fuck her for some unapparent reason. At least with the Work-Beer relationship, you get both, with a Sexless Marriage, you put in the effort, but you don't get to put your dick in her.
Without your beer budget, there would be no positives left in life. Life is about 2 things. Beer and Pussy. Sorry I mean Beer and Work. Without beer you can't work, without work, you can't afford your beer budget. Its really like an abusive relationship where your Woman doesn't let you fuck her for some unapparent reason. At least with the Work-Beer relationship, you get both, with a Sexless Marriage, you put in the effort, but you don't get to put your dick in her.
Billy- "My Beer Budget is out, FUCK!"
Cody- "What you gonna do, you need beer!"
Billy- "Im gonna head on down to that name bodega and rob their asses."
Cody- "As long as you get that 30 rack, thats all that matters!"
Billy- "Damn Straight!"
Cody- "What you gonna do, you need beer!"
Billy- "Im gonna head on down to that name bodega and rob their asses."
Cody- "As long as you get that 30 rack, thats all that matters!"
Billy- "Damn Straight!"
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
Get the Beer Budgetmug.