Brown Footer 

A person that has a brown foot from kick people in the ass so hard it comes out brown.

John is a brown footer. I wouldn't want to get in a fight with him.

Brown Footer by Mcjissycumpants December 6, 2010

Brown Delivery 

To defecate in and ship a sealable UPS postage box.

The man in the buster browns just made a brown delivery to my ex-wife.

Brown Delivery by Brown Delivers December 22, 2010

Brown Smokey's 

To take a bong hoot out of the anal cavity.

Did you hear about that chick doing brown smokey's all night?

Brown Smokey's by -GanjaQueeeeeen December 22, 2010

brown way baby

A baby produced by ejaculate produced during anal sex that later leaks down to the vagina and causes pregnancy

You smell like ass Nathan, your probably a "brown way baby".

brown way baby by Travis Decker March 14, 2011

brown tempest 

The act of diarrheaing on an other's face.
Mainly done after several days of constipation after several days of eating mexican (brown) food - when you know a storm is coming.

Last night, finally, after FIVE days - Brian gave me a brown tempest. It was sick.

brown tempest by Cinderella Scatface May 24, 2011

brown Winter in your asshole 

The act of having dandruff and shit covered in your asshole.

Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?

Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.

brown Winter in your asshole by A jewish ostrich October 31, 2011

Brown-Eyed Salute 

N- A phrase used when a person has just made a statement that you can tell was complete BS. At this point, you decide that the person is full of crap and thus up to their eyes in "brown", therefore deciding that they are giving you their best brown-eyed salute.

Tommy- "I have a few Ferrari's sitting in my garage at home."

Jenny- "You work at McDonald's. I'm pretty sure that was your best brown-eyed salute, idiot."

Brown-Eyed Salute by Eizzil Rose November 22, 2011