asses and elbows

to work hard / bust ass.

Asses and elbows from here on out, we gotta get this done.

by Mike Bartelle November 15, 2006

ass lips

When your asshole is so destroyed from over-penetration that it has big dangling lips.

"I can pick dimes up off the sidewalk with my ass lips."

by Fake Pete November 4, 2006

broke-ass

A person who either has no money or is in debt beyond their means.

I got drunk last night and somehow called in a bet for money I do not have. My broke-ass now needs $900 by Monday and I have $150.

by xstac2169 January 30, 2004

hairy ass

To describe a situation that is bad, scary, or threatening.

If you go to prison, and become some Bubba's bitch, you're gonna be in one, hairy ass predicament.

by hair-ee ass August 27, 2003

Ass sock

When someone has received too much ass sex or hard toilet visits and has had a prolapse of the rectum, they will need something to keep the prolapse warm, this is an ass sock.

Marcus took it way too many times in the ass bro, he had an ass prolapse and now wears an ass sock to keep it warm from the pain.

by Spacewine September 26, 2010

Tex-ass

Tex-ass: an obnoxious and conservative Republican possessing an over-inflated sense of self-importance and historical destiny --- most often from the State of Texas --- who attempts to impose his own religious and dogma upon other individuals in society through bills and resolutions enacted in law by constitutional local, state, and federal governments.

The Tex-ass legislator began to cite out-of-context Bible scripture in defense of his anti-legal abortion legislation when he was interrupted by a female news reporter who pointed out that the Christian Bible never explicitly prohibits abortion

by ElmerGantry May 1, 2015

pain in the ass

To have discomfort in the buttocks

"anal went wrong last night, it was a pain in the ass"

by gimme the money April 11, 2016