ass face 

one who's face looks like an ass

Hey Ass Face, it's your chin that does it.

ass face by King Shit January 18, 2003

ass spelunker 

this word comes from ass meaning butt and spelunker meaning someone who explores caves so ass spelunker means someone who explores the butt hole and its surrounding area

god jantzen minton is such an ass spelunker

ass spelunker by the_one_and_only June 9, 2003

Ass Cum 

1. Unpleasant result from anal intercourse in which the cum leeks from the anus, discolored with feces, and chunks of feces. Can often lead to Anal Cream Corn.

2. A mutation in which the Vas deferens are routed to the rectum, resulting in ejaculation out of ones asshole.

1. "Dude you just farted ass cum back onto my dick"

2. "I just blew a load of cum out of my ass", says guy 1
Guy 2 retorts,"That, my friend, is what we call ass cum."
Guy 3,"mine usually comes from my dick."
Guy 1 states,"My semen always came out of my ass."

Ass Cum by Coocher January 22, 2008

ass slapping 

The act of a woman bending down as if she was touching her toes while thrusting her ass up and down a males genital area commonly performed at college parties involving loud music and alcohol

I was ass slapping him so hard last night my legs hurt!

ass slapping by Billy Bob Bob Bob December 16, 2008

ass leg 

An ass that is so flat and unremarkable that it appears as though a person's legs are hooked directly to their back, and there is no ass in between. People with ass leg syndrome frequently wear pants that jack way up their crack, usually causing shit stains in their undergarments. People who are afflicted with this particular abnormality do not ever get laid because candidates for sexual activity have significant difficulty in finding the ass legged person's crotch, which is of course a prerequisite for sex.

Dude1: Damn, I'm really drunk and I need to get laid. I'd fuck that chick over there, but she's got an ass leg.

Dude2: Yeah, well you're mom's got an ass leg too, but that didn't stop your dad. How did he ever find youre mom's pussy anyway? Her ass leg would've thrown me off while hunting for her snatch.

ass leg by EatMyJunk April 27, 2009

ass bandit 

A man who runs around in a thong, cape and shiny mardi gras mask during the night and bones un-suspecting men up the ass. Much of the time, boy scouts.

You have unwittingly pleasured... THE ASS BANDIT!!!!!

ass bandit by John Milanese June 11, 2006

ass and titties 

An actual song by DJ. Assault.

This song has many videos regarding women shaking their asses and dancing.

What men basically Judge women by in terms of body. Sad but True.

Mack: This song is the Shit!

John: Hey Mack, what are you listening to?

Mack: Ass and Titties man!

John: Is it good?

Mack: Yeah!

ass and titties by Fruityogos October 9, 2010