2 definitions by John Milanese

an ethnic slur toward people of italian descent
If you call me a wop, or a dego or anything that has to do with pizza my uncle Tony'll beat your ass with a lead pipe.
by John Milanese June 5, 2006
A man who runs around in a thong, cape and shiny mardi gras mask during the night and bones un-suspecting men up the ass. Much of the time, boy scouts.
You have unwittingly pleasured... THE ASS BANDIT!!!!!
by John Milanese June 5, 2006