You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.

'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'

by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023

I’ll have fries with that

When you waste your money on a useless college degree that gets you nowhere such as gender studies

Pam - Oh did I tell you that I’m majoring in gender studies?

Jim - I’ll have fries with that.

by CaptainPete2024 February 10, 2024

but you didn't have to cut me off NEKALAKININAHAPPENENAWIWANATIN

the meme,the legend NEKALAKININAHAPPENENAWIWANATIN

why did yo-
hello
but you didn't have to cut me off NEKALAKININAHAPPENENAWIWANATIN

by but you didn't have to cut me March 2, 2024

Do you have it in pink?

A saying, typically said by Twitch Chat towards a streamer, meaning "Do you do Onlyfans/other kinds of pornography?"

At the party I heard my horny brother ask my friend (girl) "Do you have it in pink?"

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024

And if you have a minute why don’t we go…

Lyrics from the greatest song ever created, I’m not talking about the John Lewis version, but the original. On second thought, probably not the greatest song but in the top 3005.

"And if you have a minute why don’t we go…" sang the world as time paused in the aftermath of a new dawn

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

He WoUlD hAvE bEeN wOrSe

HA! THERE IT IS! OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO PREDICTABLE EMS!

Hym "I KNEW YOU WOULD DO IT! 'He WoUlD hAvE bEeN wOrSe!' Hahahahahahaha! I can think all of your thoughts in advance! On literally EVERY TOPIC!"

by Hym Iam April 2, 2024

What if you could have done more?

OOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOH! HE SLAMMED HIM! HE WOBBLED HIM! OOOOH!! LOOK AT THE SCRAMBLE! OOOOOH! CHRIS WILLIAMSON! OOOOOOOH! UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!

Chris Williamson "What if you could have done more?"

Dr. K *Full-on incoherent, self-contradictory spiral of ABSOLUTE GIBBERISH*

Hym "OOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOOOH! HE FUCKING CRACKED HIM! OOOOOOH! CHRIS WILLIAMSON! HOLY SHIT! From WAY out of left field! OH MY GOD! OOOOOOH MY GOD! OOOOH! YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD! THAT WAS FUCKING MAGICAL! YOU ARE MY FUCKING HERO RIGHT NOW! CHRIS, YOU FAT-COCKED ABOMINATION, THAT WAS GLORIOUS! OOOOOOOOH!"

Iam, "That 'egoless' nonsense about the dying patients is just 'compartmentalization.' There's a term for it. I used to talk about it. I used to talk about people's inability to do it. It's not, like, a profound Yogi Hindu magical mind tactic. It's like a regular thing doctors should be able to do. But then he mythologizes it and it's like... This is why the therapy doesn't work."

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024