James: Bob, you drive like a stoned flamingo.
Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.
Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.
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Ok, let’s say someone asks you if they can have a samwich. If you don’t feel like making a samwich for them, just tell them that they can. This will give them a false sense of security for about ten seconds until they realize that you have only let them know that they are capable of having a samwich, and are in fact not going to make them a samwich.
Guy sitting at food table: Hey waiter! Can I have some queso?
Waiter: yes you can
Guy sitting at food table: k thanks
Waiter: *walks off, never to be seen again
Guy sitting at food table: *fucking dies
Waiter: yes you can
Guy sitting at food table: k thanks
Waiter: *walks off, never to be seen again
Guy sitting at food table: *fucking dies
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