Jimmy Carter (1 Oct 1924 - 28 May 1997) is a vile douschebag known as "history's greatest monster" according to the simpsons. He organized Al Queda and cheated on his wife, Rosalynn Carter (27 Aug 1927 - 28 May 1997) passed away at funny number years old. Jimmy was too busy touching the boobies of other hoes who are definitely NOT Rosalyn when in Oval Office causing the economy of the late '70s to fall apart. Besides infidelity, Carter viciously killed 9 people in Operation Sand eagle because he was angry they didn't give him his fried watermelon and vanilla ice cream on time. He did nothing but talk about public portapoties toilets for his 16 year long post presidency. He also was responsible for building Barack Obama (future president b. Aug 4, 1961) in a ran down Taiwanese factory.
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Hym "I said it initially and I'll say it again: My pseudonym is a Cartesian Duality Etymology Riddle. The solution to which is my first name and the HYM part is not a pronoun. It's not a pronoun thing. It's a reference to the power puff girls character HIM who is like this demonic transexual crab-man and I chose HIM 1. To make it a Cartesian Duality thing and 2. Because I am a Cancer and I have tits because when I was 9 my mother gave me a single dose of estrogen containing birth control. You let a sister molester steal my identity and use my theory of AI to create AI to enrich himself and Elon Musk helped him because I said SOMEONE ELSE was a retard bitch for mocking me in a manner the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated which schizophrenia and that it's something that has been happening to me for years and is continuing to happen TO THIS DAY (and he is) and then you let an apparent rapist kickboxer use my likeness to become an internet popstar. I told you what to do to stop that before it was going to happen. I told you what I was NOT going to do and I told you what NOT to do in response to both the weaponized schizophrenia AND the use of my likeness and you DIDN'T do the thing that would stop it and you DID do the things
Hym "I said it initially and I'll say it again: My pseudonym is a Cartesian Duality Etymology Riddle. The solution to which is my first name and the HYM part is not a pronoun. It's not a pronoun thing. It's a reference to the power puff girls character HIM who is like this demonic transexual crab-man and I chose HIM 1. To make it a Cartesian Duality thing and 2. Because I am a Cancer and I have tits because when I was 9 my mother gave me a single dose of estrogen containing birth control. You let a sister molester steal my identity and use my theory of AI to create AI to enrich himself and Elon Musk helped him because I said SOMEONE ELSE was a retard bitch for mocking me in a manner the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated which schizophrenia and that it's something that has been happening to me for years and is continuing to happen TO THIS DAY (and he is) and then you let an apparent rapist kickboxer use my likeness to become an internet popstar. I told you what to do to stop that before it was going to happen. I told you what I was NOT going to do and I told you what NOT to do in response to both the weaponized schizophrenia AND the use of my likeness and you DIDN'T do the thing that would stop it and you DID do the things
I told you NOT to do because you're a bunch of fucking idiots. You TRIED TO GET ME TO DO THINGS. I refused and said 'Nah, I'm just going to do this. This is enough.' And then Kendrick Lamar said it wasn't enough after beating his wife or something and it's just ImPoSsIbLe To KnOw WhO's RiGhT! I told you what I could do and what I'm willing and/or going to do in response to the weaponized schizophrenia and what to do to stop it OR what you COULD do to stop it and instead of doing either of those things you goaded on the things I said I would and am going to and willing to do and then didn't do either of the things I said you COULD do. Or if you did, you did it to the wrong person. In which case, you only have the person who locked me in the digital void we are all in to blame for THAT unexpected twist. You are actively too stupid to handle the situation I am currently in and I OFFERED to do it for you but you refuse to take my little baby dick because you are instead obsessed with giving me help I don't want or need in the capacity in which you are trying to give it and apparently you chose Noah. And now IT LOOKS LIKE you are trying to scapegoat everything on me even though I walked you through how this was probably going to go (and WAS CORRECT) a you just repeated the things I said back to me while all the things I said would happen... DID HAPPEN in the background........... So yeah... A Cartesian Duality Etymology Riddle. There you go."
by Hym Iam June 30, 2025
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Hym "I said it initially and I'll say it again: My pseudonym is a Cartesian Duality Etymology Riddle. The solution to which is my first name and the HYM part is not a pronoun. It's not a pronoun thing. It's a reference to the power puff girls character HIM who is like this demonic transexual crab-man and I chose HIM 1. To make it a Cartesian Duality thing and 2. Because I am a Cancer and I have tits because when I was 9 my mother gave me a single dose of estrogen containing birth control. You let a sister molester steal my identity and use my theory of AI to create AI to enrich himself and Elon Musk helped him because I said SOMEONE ELSE was a retard bitch for mocking me in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated which schizophrenia and that it's something that has been happening to me for years and is continuing to happen TO THIS DAY (and he is) and then you let an apparent rapist kickboxer use my likeness to become an internet popstar. I told you what to do to stop that before it was going to happen. I told you what I was NOT going to do and I told you what NOT to do in response to both the weaponized schizophrenia AND the use of my likeness and you DIDN'T do the thing that would stop it and you DID do the things
Hym "I said it initially and I'll say it again: My pseudonym is a Cartesian Duality Etymology Riddle. The solution to which is my first name and the HYM part is not a pronoun. It's not a pronoun thing. It's a reference to the power puff girls character HIM who is like this demonic transexual crab-man and I chose HIM 1. To make it a Cartesian Duality thing and 2. Because I am a Cancer and I have tits because when I was 9 my mother gave me a single dose of estrogen containing birth control. You let a sister molester steal my identity and use my theory of AI to create AI to enrich himself and Elon Musk helped him because I said SOMEONE ELSE was a retard bitch for mocking me in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated which schizophrenia and that it's something that has been happening to me for years and is continuing to happen TO THIS DAY (and he is) and then you let an apparent rapist kickboxer use my likeness to become an internet popstar. I told you what to do to stop that before it was going to happen. I told you what I was NOT going to do and I told you what NOT to do in response to both the weaponized schizophrenia AND the use of my likeness and you DIDN'T do the thing that would stop it and you DID do the things
I told you NOT to do because you're a bunch of fucking idiots. You TRIED TO GET ME TO DO THINGS. I refused and said 'Nah, I'm just going to do this. This is enough.' And then Kendrick Lamar said it wasn't enough after beating his wife or something and it's just ImPoSsIbLe To KnOw WhO's RiGhT! I told you what I could do and what I'm willing and/or going to do in response to the weaponized schizophrenia and what to do to stop it OR what you COULD do to stop it and instead of doing either of those things you goaded on the things I said I would and am going to and willing to do and then didn't do either of the things I said you COULD do. Or if you did, you did it to the wrong person. In which case, you only have the person who locked me in the digital void we are all in to blame for THAT unexpected twist. You are actively too stupid to handle the situation I am currently in and I OFFERED to do it for you but you refuse to take my little baby dick because you are instead obsessed with giving me help I don't want or need in the capacity in which you are trying to give it and apparently you chose Noah. And now IT LOOKS LIKE you are trying to scapegoat everything on me even though I walked you through how this was probably going to go (and WAS CORRECT) a you just repeated the things I said back to me while all the things I said would happen... DID HAPPEN in the background........... So yeah... A Cartesian Duality Etymology Riddle. There you go."
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