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Hsmitty
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An Hsmitty is a characteristic only
seen
in the strongest, smartest and wisest of beings. An “Hsmitty” possess the ability to make women
light
headed and all
Jews
disappear
Wow
look at
Todd
he’s such an Hsmitty
Hsmitty
by
Youyoutootoo
October 6, 2025
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Farty Carty
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A
large
sized
moocher
intent on
farting
his way into social status with conniving intent. Often finding a way to involve farting.
Look at
Joe
over there trying to get into the
club
, such a Farty Carty. Wait,
something
stinks.
Farty Carty
by
Youyoutootoo
October 6, 2025
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