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John Mayer 

To take a younger persons virginity and leave him or her shortly after.
You should John Mayer her.

I'm not going to John Mayer her, it's against my morals.

If you John Mayer her, it's a courtesy, your giving her something to write a song about.
John Mayer by Jason Lange December 26, 2010
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John Hancock 

The act of of cumming on your partner's back during sexual intercourse, then signing it with a sharpie.
Last night I gave Jane the ol' John Hancock.
John Hancock by Nav23 April 17, 2011

john carroll high school 

a school filled with pussies and fags
"Oh, you go to john carroll high school, you are a faggot

john cena 

He is one of the best Superstars in WWE history. He is a United States and a 3-time WWE Champ. He has beaten them all to a triple threat match with shawn micheals and kurt angle two good stars and beating HHH at Wrestle mania 22 by making him tap. And beating one of the best Ecw superstars in a extreme lumberjack match which was Sabu and made him tap. At Unforgiven he beat Edge in a tlc and edge was the master of the tlc match and was undefeated and then lost to make John Cena a three time champion. Then made a Movie called The Marine. He is the fastest uprising superstar in the WWe history and if u gotta problem of wat i say fuk off. He is the best the only ones tht are better are the rock stone cold and hulk hogan so fuck off cena haters ill kik ur ass.
John Cena is a 3 time champ.
john cena by Bryan Regan December 9, 2008

John Park Park 

This is a wonderful place for childeren and animals to come and play. There are trees, a clubhouse, football field, baseball diamond, and professional goccer course on the premises. The best feature of John Park Park however is the gigantic water tower right in the middle of the park itself. All of the action in John Park Park is centered around the water tower, which supplies all of the water to the town of Orangeville.
John Park Park is starting to look very beautiful now that the leaves are changing colors!