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The quiet, independent, reserved guy who barley breaks a straight face who only truly opens up to very few. If you think you know him, think again. He’s a kind, caring, and a respectable, supportive person who’s wisdom knows no limit. He doesn’t follow the crowd, does his own thing. He might be cold and distant on the outside but is an old soul and a weeb who’s shoulder you can cry on for hours and he’ll listen to every word. I’m talking to you fish boy.
Person 1: Hey look it’s Ryan.
Person 2: Why pay him any mind? He barely talks.
Person 1: Because he’s what you call respectable.
by Pachicho November 4, 2020
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Ryan

a dude that nobody has a problem with.
not because he doesn't know or talk to people, but because he is just a really chill and nice guy.
never been in a fight cuz he's never gotten anyone angry.
just an all around good dude.
Ryan is a chill dude.
by Just_ahaha February 20, 2021
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ryan jacobson

Ryan Jacobson dunks on Kawhi Leonard and Ashton.
OMG Ryan Jacobson just ended Ashton’s career.
by Ryanj123456789 June 20, 2019
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Ryan

Noun. A word used to describe a person who only lives with one viewpoint and ignores all counter arguments. This one viewpoint is usually a traditional view of only straight relationships being normal and not understanding why people adopt. They also don't understand how certain pathogens are spread.
Person 1: 'Bro why do some boys like other boys and want to adopt thats weird bro what if they catch aids bro'
Person 2: 'Stop being such a Ryan dumbass.'
by ScrotumMaster84 August 16, 2025
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The finest and most handsome beings and all the females find him very attractive if you see a Ryan you should curl up in a ball because you should automatically know that you will never be as good as a Ryan
Female: oh look at how hot that Ryan is

Female 2: ugh Tommy is nothing compared to Ryan.
Other inferior males: * curls up in ball and starts crying like a baby* why are we so ugly * cries even more*
by Iamonefinespecimen March 10, 2020
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al ryan

an absolute idiot that ever existed in earth.
by urbanicpseudonym February 27, 2016
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Ryan

Someone who will brag about going to the invention convention for an idea that he got from a movie. He will leave work early because he has a wife and two kids but will leave them alone so that he can go lose 10k in a poker game. Someone who will get mad at you if you say someone else is your best friend over him. A man who will ignore you or walk away from you when talking to him. He will call you dumb and tell you that your opinion is wrong and hang up the phone when you are arguing and make a good opposing point. Ryan will drive home before eating his Taco Bell even though food like that must be enjoyed immediately. A Ryan will send you a thousand reels on Instagram.
Example 1:
“You’re not doing too well in poker tonight.”
“Yeah, I think I’m just going to pull a Ryan.”

Example 2:
“You’re just going to walk away from the conversation because someone made a good opposing argument? Wooooow, don’t be a Ryan!”
by not-a-ryan June 8, 2022
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