cold duck

Get drunk emptying a bottle of cold duck.

Have a bottle of cold duck

by Erkla September 11, 2017

Duck

A waterbird with a broad, flat bill, webbed feet, and an affinity for swimming in ponds, lakes, and rivers. It's the animal you feed bread at the pond, often leading to the person feeding it to wonder if they’ve just contributed to an ecosystem issue, but doing it anyway because it's cute and the bread was going stale.

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Duck: Quack

by EMD F59PHI January 1, 2025

duck

a fictional animal who is prophecised to eventually take over the world

The duck goes quack quack.

by maybecaitlyn September 20, 2022

duck

To "duck" someone or to avoid them. Often used by ghetto people.

Nicki Minaj: I don't duck nobody...

Person A: man fuck you you keep ducking me
Person B: sorry been busy

by hushushanon March 31, 2015

Crap a duck

When something goes wrong or when something doesn’t go your way

If you drop something then you say “crap a duck”

by Bp7741 January 1, 2019

duck attack

When you get attacked by a duck

Aww hart hats a cute duck ima pet it AHH SHIT IT POKED MY EYE OUT NO IT WAS A DUCK ATTACK SHIT

by Jaydenislel March 10, 2021

Jovian Duck

A metaphor for something recognizable but which cannot possibly be that thing. Implies that you should be careful of the thing, precisely because it cannot be what you recognize it to be.

If, however, you are encountering something that quacks like a duck and looks like a duck and craps like a duck swirling around Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, the one thing you should definitely conclude is that you’re not dealing with a duck. In fact, you should probably back away slowly and keep your distance until you figure out what you are dealing with, because there’s no f*cking way a duck could have evolved in the Jovian atmosphere. You are encountering a Jovian Duck. gently edited from Peter Watts

by undefining orthodoxy June 21, 2022