A special kind of muscle that can only be created by a few men in this world. To grow the type muscle you must drink many many bud lights whether it be keg can or bottle beer, as long as it's bud light. The only twist is that you have to be born on valentines day. In this case all the bud light that's consumed will become Beer Muscle because of all the 12 ounce curls and the females love it.
"Check out that guys muscles. I heard he doesn't even work out."
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"
by Beer Knowledge February 14, 2017
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by The Chef de la brew July 16, 2008
The act of providing a supporting frame to an inebriated person who would otherwise struggle to make it home. Usually involves walking arm-in-arm with someone taking two steps forward and one step back.
'Did you have a good night out last night?'
'Yeah, except I ended up as the beer zimmer for that girl in accounts.'
'Yeah, except I ended up as the beer zimmer for that girl in accounts.'
by FriendIndeed January 18, 2012
come on guys, let's go. no babes in here, just stiff pricks and beer. i'm going home to jerk off again!
by burbman1969 November 01, 2020
by Greatgreencabbage November 09, 2018