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Potatoes

Why anybody ever continues to live.
Potatoes are the meaning of life.
by anonymous February 18, 2022
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Potato

A person who will fuckin walk in ur house sit on ur couch not even go to the toilet to shit! So basically a millennial.
by RepublicanBOI123 November 15, 2019
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Potato

A cute, loser-ish weirdo characterised by extensive complaining, roll-able face and general floppiness
"That girl is one serious potato"
by MrExplosiveFarts August 15, 2018
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Potato

Noun A rich or powerful person
The mayor owns half the town, he's the big potato.
by 3PIKC gaemr October 23, 2023
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Abdool Potato

An epic arab mexican man. He is a giga chad.
by AbdoolPotato April 26, 2021
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Potato

Definition: The potato is a root vegetable native to the Americas, a starchy tuber of the plant Solanum tuberosum, and the plant itself is a perennial in the nightshade family, Solanaceae.

Additional Info: Potato plants are herbaceous perennials that grow about 60 cm (24 in) high, depending on variety, with the leaves dying back after flowering, fruiting and tuber formation. They bear white, pink, red, blue, or purple flowers with yellow stamens. In general, the tubers of varieties with white flowers have white skins, while those of varieties with colored flowers tend to have pinkish skins.

After flowering, potato plants produce small green fruits that resemble green cherry tomatoes, each containing about 300 seeds. Like all parts of the plant except the tubers, the fruit contain the toxic alkaloid solanine and are therefore unsuitable for consumption. All new potato varieties are grown from seeds, also called "true potato seed", "TPS" or "botanical seed" to distinguish it from seed tubers. New varieties grown from seed can be propagated vegetatively by planting tubers, pieces of tubers cut to include at least one or two eyes, or cuttings, a practice used in greenhouses for the production of healthy seed tubers.

Taken from the Wikipedia article on Potato
by Professor Atomix March 21, 2021
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Potato smashed

When you fuck till the point that your whole body is non existent
I went over to Jim's house and he (potato smashed) me into a coma.
by ThatHoeOver There June 30, 2017
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