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"pototoy" is the Tagalog term for "fried chicken".
I really love your "fried chicken".
Gusto ko talaga yung "pototoy" mo.

Why is my "fried chicken" so small?
Baket maliit ang "pototoy" ko?
pototoy by pugo25 July 20, 2020

Potatoism 

A religion that is holy in all aspects.

Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.

If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.

They believe that the world should be Sommunist.
Enlightened man: "Hail the Potatoes in all life!"

Average Man: "What do you mean?"

Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly."

Average Man: "..."

*The room is filled with holy light.

Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"
Commonly used to describe the office of the president under President Joe Biden after frequently looking like a bumbling idiot in front of TV camera's.
POTATUS just made another incoherent speech.
Potatus by TheRealCaptainObvious February 24, 2021

potatochickenaliens 

A mix-breed between potatoes, chickens, and aliens
I met a herd of potatochickenaliens from Area 51 yesterday
"Potat" are cute sm0l puppies much irrestible...

Shiro and Suki's sm0l kids...
potats are so cute!!!!
Shiro is not happy about the potats
potat by mobpsycho100 February 24, 2019