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gabriel jesus 

The best Brazilian baller 5 star skills, top star pace and weak foot best premier league player and man city.
Best footballer
Damn this kid is such a gabriel jesus he is so fast and pacy
gabriel jesus by bossgamer April 10, 2017

The Adventures of Jesus and Friends 

A book of children's stories written by ancient peoples to instill values and morals at a young age. This book is also popular among adults.
"A reading from chapter Genesis in The Adventures of Jesus and Friends:
'In the beginning.....'".

T-shirt Jesus

the Jesus worshiped by people who wear ridiculous christian t-shirts.
Oh man, Noah is repin t-shirt Jesus hardcore!

clevland jesus 

The most degrading of sexual acts. One partner crucifies the other and then shits on his\her chest.
Jane nailed Dick to a cross and then shit all over his chest. CLEVLAND JESUS FTW!
clevland jesus by jr jesus February 17, 2008
A new meme that generated from 4chan's /m/ board by a user named "S" . It is used to describe the main protagonist of Gundam 00 Setsuna F. Seiei in a light similar to Kira Yamato Because of the GN Drive constantly preventing him from dying or getting hit and instead commiting epic rape against all other enemies.

It is also used to describe him only being good because of the GN Drive and utilizing "GN Voodoo"
GN Jesus by Sasori_Zero March 1, 2009

Ginger Jesus 

-is a look of a redheaded man (ginger male) that resembles the aura of the actual Jesus: Red beard, and long wavy hair. It is the cultural context that is accepted by the long haired ginger's.
"Hey man has anybody said this but you look like a ginger Jesus with all that ginger hair and that red beard man. Thanks for presenting us with you presence."
Ginger Jesus by Superkennell88 November 15, 2016