Andi Sameverg Is Ryu Hoshi

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 1, 2025

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Wankin' The Hose

When you go to a hoe's house, and commit dubious acts, such as foghorning, and doing real monkey (nigga) stuff.

Dude, yesterday I was totally Wankin' The Hose at this boss's house!

by JasonBourneTheSecond March 1, 2025

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Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

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Boia he bella hosa he hai detto

Reference al grande mitologico paolo ruffini con la sua armata di bambini epici.

"Ti puzzano i piedi?" Asks our lord and saviour Ruffinski.

"Dio boia"
"Boia he bella hosa he hai detto" as a response

by Miagolo March 30, 2026

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French Fire Hose

Drinking an immense volume of liquids, then while having sex, pissing inside your partner’s vagina till your bladder is empty.

Bryce: Sam finally pulled off the French fire hose last night, I thought the apartment was flooding from the bottom bunk.

Robbie Purp: Legend, cross that one off the bucket list.

by DogStarver April 4, 2026

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