Brown Submarine

A feacal deposit left in the toilet bowl following an unsuccessful flush. Due to the density of human excreta these visual obscenities usually reside at periscope depth. Simple post-flush checks by the degenerates that leave them behind would render the Brown Submarine a thing of the past.

Bridge Officer: Captain! Bearing 030 off the starboard bow. Brown Submarine!

Captain: Set Depth Charges to Zero...Fire 1...Fire 2...

Bridge Officer: ....Enemy flushed sir.

Captain: Good work sailor, the Rear Admiral will be pleased.

by BrianTrousers February 16, 2009

Emily Browning

A beautiful and well talented actress from Australia, well known in movies like "Ghost Ship", "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events", and "The Uninvited."

She was also Stephenie Meyer's first choice for her to audition for the role as Isabella "Bella" Swan, but turned it down.

In 2011, she will be starring in the movie "Sucker Punch" as Baby Doll, a girl who is institutionalized by her wicked father.

"She's going to break a million hearts!"

-Quoted by Jim Carrey about Emily Browning in the movie "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events"

by DJ Abunai August 17, 2009

Brown Unicorn

Term coined on "The Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz"

Brown Unicorn sounds like something you would find on Urban Dictionary.

by TheTruth1379 August 4, 2016

brown bread

Meaning - dead. Originating from london, England

Phrase - You're brown bread sun shine.

Translation - Im going to kill you young man.

by Will July 25, 2004

Antonio Brown

The act of furiously masturbating onto a female’s back while watching religious television while wearing an outdated football helmet.

I was so excited about signing with the Patriots, I went out and Antonio Browned a chick.

by captaininsano10000 September 11, 2019

whizzer brown

An amazing man who has suffered death

“Did you hear the Jeffery has died?”
“Oh no really? But he was such a Whizzer Brown...”

by One_Gay_Mess June 21, 2018

king brown

A 750ml bottle of beer.
taking its name from one of our larger, beautiful & highly venomous snakes, The King Brown.
Also see wife beater

Fuck me & some M8s got stuck into the king browns last night fuck I was pissed & feel a bit seedy today

by earthlover42 July 7, 2005