Whisker Biscuit

The crusted residue left in ones facial hair after performing oral sex on their partner.

Tom: "Hey Jon, you've got something in your beard"

Jon: "Yea, I was muckin' Sally's barn earlier today and she left some whisker biscuits in there. I'm saving them for later"

by Free-Daddy Mac April 1, 2016

cat whiskers

When you are rimming someone and the wrinkles from their anus make whisker lines on your face.

Your mom gave me cat whiskers last night!

by no glove no love July 7, 2008

sacking my whacker

Just to jack off, plain and simple.

*Fap Fap Fap* Oh shit ma! Go away! I'm sacking my whacker in here!

by TexasColeSlawMassacre August 22, 2007

Whisker Mechanic

A person who is quite adept at performing cunnilingus.

Michelle: "Wow, Kong and I hooked up last night and he is really quite a Whisker Mechanic"

Cathy: "No doubt, he did some work under my hood last weekend and it was great!"

by Iukong January 4, 2011

lower whiskers

The area of a woman's lower anatomy that remains unshaven. Most common among hippies and fat chicks.

"Yeah man, I just really want to give her a poke in the lower whiskers. She was pretty much asking for it."

by Ya Done Son October 10, 2008

Dylan Wickersham

an AMAZING person. With an AMAZING smile. AND a HOT BOD! everyone loves them.

that kid is such a dylan wickersham

by pilgram February 5, 2010

Weed Whacker

People that whack off to their own pictures...

Ex. Dan loves himself so much, he pulled a Weed Whacker to his own Christmas photos.

by BJ1500 October 5, 2009