Wallet

Husband, boyfriend or a man

My old wallet went broke so I had to dump him and get a new one.

by Tero ama June 25, 2020

mexican ham wallet

a youthful well kept vagina (bald taco) with salsa added

Sally: Hey Larry
Larry: Ya?
Sally: How about we spice things up a little tonight.
Larry: How?
Sally: How about you dump a jar of salsa on my ham wallet before you dominate the shit out of me.
Larry: That sounds like it might spice things up.
Sally: We could call it a mexican ham wallet.

by beard core December 27, 2010

Drop your wallet

To 'drop your wallet' is for a male to come or orgasm. Usually used when referring to almost coming or prematurely ejaculating.

“The new lingerie my wife bought is so hot I dropped my wallet in seconds.”

“Michelle was so horny looking in that bikini that I almost dropped my wallet right there on the beach.”

by camjoo May 24, 2005

velcro-crested wallet-snatcher

A derogatory term for a black person, made to resemble the name of a bird. Used in Southern Africa.
See also: kaffir, zot, wog

That bastard velcro-crested wallet-snatcher could use some anti-perspirant.

by Porn_Flakes June 8, 2005

Velvet Covered Sausage Wallet

A ladies private area (her clout)

can I put my willy in your velvet covered sausage wallet please.

by Burger March 28, 2005

Pork Wallet

The womans Vaginal lips in which the male puts his Pork Sword and deposits Dick cheese.

DAYUMM! Ohh Baby Ur Pork Wallet Is So Tender and juicy , Can I Store My Pork Sword in there WhiLe Releasing My Cheese please !?

by J - Z E D March 30, 2008

Wallet

A slang word for a woman in a financially dominating position in a man's life.

Let me have a chat with my wallet tonight and see what she says, then i should be able to buy it !

by nmk_427 August 11, 2009