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under cheese

The sticky feeling you get under your nuts after spending the day pulling guard duty in Iraq or Afghanistan.
The sticky feeling you get after busting your ass in the gym and then being to scared to shower in front of other men.
The penis equivalent to monkey butt(less painful, unless it gets to the extreme cases)
Bro i pulled 12 hours of guard, at the gate today, and i got a serious case of under cheese.
After that serious workout of P90X my bitch wouldn't suck my dick because i had some serious under cheese, from being to much of a bitch to shower at the gym
by 1dollabolla October 17, 2010
mugGet the under cheesemug.

under the table

An open but confusing sexual orientation.

If you were to walk into a room in which one person was in the closet and another were under the table, you would probably notice (and be confused by) the the person under the table, while you would probably not notice the person in the closet. The person under the table is not hiding, but nor does the person conform to standard categories (gay, straight, bi) or expectations of behavior. Communication about why a person is under the table is often hampered because explanations are complicated, easily misunderstood, disregarded as self-delusion, or even because the person under the table does not fully understand.
Q: Is Pat gay, straight, or bi?
A: None of the above, he's under the table.
by Under the Table January 13, 2009
mugGet the under the tablemug.

Under siege

To be taken advantage of in a forceful manner within the confines of where you are at the particular moment like ravaging
Dominics dick was under siege at the party when he came out the bathroom with that girl who told her friends how big his dick was
mugGet the Under siegemug.

under the leaf

To still be moderately high from marijuana
We smoked a lot a couple hours ago and I’m still under the leaf.
by babybat666 March 17, 2020
mugGet the under the leafmug.

Under Proofed

-Hot girl who probably isn't 18 yet; jailbait
-hot girl but got no ass or tits

Reference: bakers refer to bread that hasn't fully risen adequately before it is ready to be baked as "under proofed"
That girly is hot, but looks under proofed, prolly should give that some more floor time before askin her out
by Gnözzel August 21, 2016
mugGet the Under Proofedmug.

Under-alley

A shorter version of saying Under-alleyway; pretty much slang for the taint (which is the area between your genitals and your asshole.)
Me: "Last night I got jumped by some thugs by a goodwill and they kicked me in the Under-alley."
Friend: "Under-alley, do you mean the taint?"
Me: "No, Under-alley (-_-)."
by Danky_Kong69 December 10, 2020
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Under Time

Running your route before 8 hours gives you Under Time.
Smokey runs his route everyday and has Under Time
by Mattatat25 March 9, 2022
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