max thompson

a rare and inteligent beast, which is said so have ruled the women in acient times. max thompson was thought a myth because many beatifull women told storys of the ledgendary max thompson with a way with women that could only be dectibed as MASSIVE!!. it is said that the only thing to out do his unhumanly good looks, was the size of his penis, last recorded at 17 inches!!

"well it's not exactly a 'max thompson, but i guess 10 inches is ok.

by Max thompson August 15, 2003

Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

An fantastic journalist circa 1960's. His writings often include topics from Nixon to Hells Angels. Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas is his best known work. Mainly for the fact that it surfaced when Johnny Depp had emerged from being the guy from 21 Jump Street

The best damn author ever has to be Hunter S. Thompson

by Miotch October 20, 2004

Connor Thompson

Penis Licker.......who also looks like a rapist/grinch/whore..........small penis

Connor Thompson lick my cooka

by thegrinch69 December 7, 2011

mr.thompson

Stud muffin

Ohh look there's Mr.Thompson

by Jacob needs to know March 17, 2017

twomped

Twomped- The past tense version of the word twomp. To twomp is a special way to rapidly thrust the penis in and out of a womans vagina creating slight friction combined with the naturally moist envirnonment to stimulate the sexual organs. Twomping however can only be acheived by a man who is highly skilled in the art. For it to be considered twomping the man must shift his hips in a certain manner that causes multiple orgasms and g-spot stimulation to the woman putting her into a euphoric state of hypnotism. Twomping for more than three minutes can create a pleasure overload that can possibly cause an epileptic seizure. The side effect of bieng properly twomped is a need to shower the man with expensive gifts and stalk him. If a man properly twomps a woman then cuts off relations with her it can put her into a deep psycotic state of depression where she may ultimately foam at the mouth and attemp murder and or suicide.

Yo I twomped Kisha the other night and she squirted all over me dude but since I never called her back she shot her dog because it barked too loud.

by E. Nash February 11, 2007

TOMPAC

group of gangsta's who run the "clay-ghetto". Thug named Tom Barnes runs their operations.
The Pacini-Mafia has been known to have a few run-ins with TOMPAC, or as they call them "TAMPAX".

TOMPAC stands for "Tom Puts Alger ina Coffin"

This refers to the leader of the LRC.

by Joe Warren May 6, 2004

Thompson Tube

A phallic everyday object that is being used as a sex toy and is accidentally left out in a suggestive location not usually associated with the object (ie. carrot at bedside, banana in bathroom)

If spotted, the owner usually makes up some wild but lucid excuse as for why it is resting there, as he has had to explain himself before.

Others knowingly call these Thompson Tubes.

"Why is there a frozen corn dog hiding amongst his Girls Gone Wild DVDs?"

"Must be a Thompson Tube."

dildo sex toy

by BurnThatBridge October 1, 2009