Elon Musk’s unspoken slogan as he sarcastically offered to buy Twitter, which would value the company at around $41.4 billion—he currently owns around 9% of Twitter's shares, making him the company’s second largest shareholder—because Twitter shares are underperforming and the platform has been restricting the propagation of politically incorrect or fake news.
Just as the Liar-in-Chief wanted to make America great again, the founder of The Boring Company wants to make Twitter free again.
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I knew the chargers were gonna pick him. I twitnessed it.
I twitness what john mayers every move is
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I'm a witness to lebron but a twitness to justin
I knew the chargers were gonna pick him. I twitnessed it.
I twitness what john mayers every move is
Did you twitness shawn merrimans rant?
I'm a witness to lebron but a twitness to justin
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a. The analogue of cock-blocking. When someone prevents another girl from getting laid.
b. Can also be used to describe a man swiftly rejecting a woman.
b. Can also be used to describe a man swiftly rejecting a woman.
a. Did you see Bellington totally twatter swatter Raisins last night at the bar?
b. I was on my game last night. I was totally twatter swattering chicks all night until I found the right one to take home.
b. I was on my game last night. I was totally twatter swattering chicks all night until I found the right one to take home.
by thebearjew86 September 17, 2010
Get the twatter swatter mug.A derogatory adjective usually accompanied by vapid, fake, or stupid, and followed by bimbo. May be directed toward a woman (or twink) who is considered both fake and dull. Generally, blonde actresses, often porn stars, who cannot carry on a conversation for the memory span of a goldfish nor perform their job exceedingly well.
Person #1: Oh my god! Megan Fox is sooo fucking hot.
Person #2: That rubber-titted, plastic, airhead-of-an-actress?
Person #2: That rubber-titted, plastic, airhead-of-an-actress?
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Efra took 27 shots and 4 hits of weed, but someone slipped 2 pills of ecstasy into his drink. He was cross twisted af.
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Get the nepali twister mug.The Two Hand Ham Twister (THHT) is an advanced form of head in which the one giving head has one hand on the base of the dick and one hand near the top and twists them in opposite directions back and forth while simultaneously moving both hands up and down in sync with each other and the mouth giving the head. This type of head requires a considerable amount of lubrication and skill and it is also the type of head Simon is receiving.
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