Toolery

Jewelry that makes one look like a tool

Guy 1: Yo i better put on my best toolery for the club tonight!
Guy 2: Don't forget your pinky ring!

by feminineM&M March 11, 2012

Toggle-o-dyte

A person too computer illiterate to understand a toggle switch in an application like a spreadsheet.

Don't the sales reps in LA know they can change the sort order on the pricing spreadsheet by toggling the column headers?

No they are a bunch of Toggle-o-dytes down there

by Stevo! November 12, 2011

Toodledeet

To fondle your anal region until you produce a gacious release or anal seepage.

I'll be right back, i need to go toodledeet.

by GetMuted June 3, 2012

toodles

(noun)
1. A Mickey mouse clubhouse character
2. goodbye in french

Mickey-Everybody say "Oh Toodles!"
Everyone-Oh Toodles!

by Maddox121 August 28, 2016

toggle-bottomed carnation (TBC)

A sexual practice in which a live fruit bat, wrapped in various flowers, is inserted into the vagina of a woman. The bat is then fed live to the partner of the woman it was inserted in.

"Hey Larry, why do you have a fruit bat and flowers?"
"Oh Henry. Kara and I are going to try toggle-bottomed carnation (TBC) tonight."

by Ferdinand Torres June 6, 2016

tonglea

Beautiful with a heart of gold but also a heart of steel.Once loved by tonglea you will always yearn for her. She's an amazing cook,lover,sister and friend.Anyone Lucky enough to have her is lucky in life.

Tonglea is one of kind,she's amazing Angel Lover Cook Kind Sexy Amazing

by peepowpee January 13, 2017

toofless

When someone who has no teeth has a country accent.

I'm so toofless. Go milk some cows billy

by Gwherb December 27, 2016