toofah

Pronounced "too-fuh". Refering to the "two for one deal" in British supermarkets. It is used to add fluidity to everyday supermarket conversation (or any area that requires the act of purchasing) as the use of "two for one" has the tendency to slow down what would be a very quick sentence. As England is expensive supermarkets have introduced "two for one" deals, the population thrives on these deals in an attempt to keep the cost of their weekly shopping down.

"wait! buy these ones, they're on a toofah."

"it was on a toofah, had to buy it."

"man you got ripped off, i got those yesterday on a toofah"

"excuse me check out girl, do you have these on toofah?"

by Snake Wedderburn September 21, 2006

Tiffany

A terrible friend. She will be friends with you for a long time and then turn on you. She has multiple fake friends and has a crush on a boy that she can't get. She will talk about this dude all the time. It is best that you stay away from her

Guy one: ew did you see tiffany
Guy two: she was talking about that one kid
Guy one: ikr

by Oliva adam December 4, 2019

Coffee Toffee Twisted Frosty

an explosion of fireworks in your mouth, when the coffee and the toffee twist.

Holy FUCK my mouth just coffee toffeed when I ate that coffee toffee twisted frosty!

by toffeecoffee May 26, 2011

Tiffany

She loves to laugh. She has big beautiful eyes and dark hair. She can move her hips like no other. She is loyal and always knows how to make you smile. Don't let her Spanish speaking fool you because she's also a country girl. She loves dogs and love boys who have a nice butt. Her heart is gold and she knows how to show you a good time.

Boy: Did you see that girl in those cowboy boots but speaking Spanish?

"Yeah that's Tiffany! She is a hot sexy Spanish speaking country girl!"

by gotanyapples February 26, 2017

Tiffany

stupid idiot married to another stupid idiot

Tiffany is a stupid idiot

by Sexycambalambadingdong December 31, 2019

Toffee apple

When you smear sugar and syrup on your balls, and you teabag a chick - and then cum on her face

Dude, last night I gave this chick the biggest toffee apple ever!!

It can also be used as a insult:
- dude, shutup or I'm going to give you the worst toffee apple you have ever had!

by Kimikmoii August 17, 2011

Tiffany

Very rude and mean she will use your secrets a sister dinomite and she's not cute and very fat she's will always fuck you over don't trust a Tiffany

Tiffany has no friends

by Appleberry October 2, 2016