The merely aesthetically-corrective/improving alterations performed by sneaky, dishonestly-clever credit-repair specialists to seemingly/temporarily improve your credit score or financial history so that you can obtain better "plastic" ("What's in **your** wallet?!??") for the time being.
Just like wrinkle-removal or breast-augmentation, credit-based plastic surgery is only temporary, and will deteriorate over time --- yep, the chickens'll still come home to roost; you're only delaying the agony till later.
by QuacksO March 22, 2017
Get the plastic surgerymug. When two people, or groups of people, meet up unexpectedly and instantly hide their true feelings about each other under awkward and blatantly fake politeness.
After just leaving an unwanted conversation and joining another with a genuine friend:
Newcomer: God, I thought that would never end.
Friend: You two have seriously plastic manners. Just admit you don't like talking to one another. It's sad watching you two stumble through a conversation.
Newcomer: God, I thought that would never end.
Friend: You two have seriously plastic manners. Just admit you don't like talking to one another. It's sad watching you two stumble through a conversation.
by Easy Living September 29, 2008
Get the Plastic Mannersmug. "you guys, my plastic birthday's coming up, party?"
"The birthday on my fake id is feb. 16, i'm going to get fucked up under his/her name...it's my plastic birthday"
"The birthday on my fake id is feb. 16, i'm going to get fucked up under his/her name...it's my plastic birthday"
by sultans_of_pdx February 5, 2010
Get the plastic birthdaymug. (n) A typically surgically altered, pink velour track suit wearing, convertible driving mother. She is usually older and longs for younger days.
by sexyqueengoddess69 September 28, 2008
Get the plastic mommug. Another term for the word strap on. This device is a dildo attached to a harness mostly utilized for lesbian sex.
Guy 1: I think imma ask monic If she wasn’t to slide tonight.
Guy 2: Nah dude Monica’s gay she was practically begging Debbie for the ol’ plastic pecker
Guy 2: Nah dude Monica’s gay she was practically begging Debbie for the ol’ plastic pecker
by Datcuzzi September 8, 2020
Get the Plastic peckermug. by Steupz August 10, 2009
Get the Plastic Ewwwgerymug. by Teacherthatdonthelp November 24, 2021
Get the Airless plasticmug.