person 1:Omg is that boris mombeela?
Person 2:yeah he’s the true alpha male
Person 3:I heard he used to pee on people to assert his dominance
Person 1:wow! He really is the alpha I wish he would pee on me
Person 2:yeah he’s the true alpha male
Person 3:I heard he used to pee on people to assert his dominance
Person 1:wow! He really is the alpha I wish he would pee on me
by daddyalpha69 March 16, 2022
Brown, leather, old looking shoes worn by a guy named Boris. They have been on TV once. They look brandless and beaten when new. A B in scripted on the back. No one has seen these shoes in the wild, only Boris wears them.
by Rat.boi January 30, 2023
by Smelly Suzie October 14, 2022
Boris is a sock puppet who lives with Mike Shinoda.
He lives in his sock condo
He's the most talented sock puppet ever and is featured in a music video
SASS LORD
He's also really hot and knows he's hotter than Mike
Unfortunately, he's taken.
He has a girlfriend named Miss Oatmeal who's also really hot.
His hobbies include :
1) Annoying Mike
2) Going on tour
3) Making music videos using Mike's stuff
4) Sliding into hot girls dm's
5) Sleeping in the sock condo
6) Finding out Mike's phone password and using his phone
7)Playing the drums
8)Trying the ketchup
9) Being a meme
10) Spending time with Miss Oatmeal
11)Being sassy AF
Yes he's a very talented boi
He lives in his sock condo
He's the most talented sock puppet ever and is featured in a music video
SASS LORD
He's also really hot and knows he's hotter than Mike
Unfortunately, he's taken.
He has a girlfriend named Miss Oatmeal who's also really hot.
His hobbies include :
1) Annoying Mike
2) Going on tour
3) Making music videos using Mike's stuff
4) Sliding into hot girls dm's
5) Sleeping in the sock condo
6) Finding out Mike's phone password and using his phone
7)Playing the drums
8)Trying the ketchup
9) Being a meme
10) Spending time with Miss Oatmeal
11)Being sassy AF
Yes he's a very talented boi
Boris: Oh hey gurl it's me Boris the sock. I just found out Mike's password( what a loser) and it rhymes with stinkin' shark
Everyone: YASS BORIS WE LOVE YOU BOI
Boris: I know
Everyone: YASS BORIS WE LOVE YOU BOI
Boris: I know
by lpsoldier July 28, 2019
When one consumes a large amount of bevvy and pisses their pants. This is usually at a friends house or in any setting.
by Humo_sumo January 20, 2018
"Boris's bellend for me"is a campaign slogan chanted by thousands who support strong leadership and a can do attitude
by Exstrapondildolated January 28, 2021