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Yeti Bomb

A yeti bomb is formally known as a fat cunt who is just fat
by McBigDong February 14, 2019
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Yeti

Someone who has an unusually large head as compared to the average size and is in the shape of a yeti's mountainous head.

Also may refer to Matt Moskal's head who had a similar headshape to the abominable snowman, who starred in "The Bridges at Toko-Ri".
Sebastian: "Yo, have you seen Matt anywhere?"

Mike: "Nah dude, I haven't seen that Yeti-Headed bum all day...."
by Bored_97 February 1, 2010
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Yeti Sweater

When you shave your pubes before sex and you leave the clippings in the sink. When you're done having sex you pull out and bust all over her tits and stomach. When she asks for a towel you go to the bathroom and grab a handful of pubes and come back and throw them on her and yell now that's a yeti Sweater.
Last night I totally gave my girl a yeti sweater and she jumped up and walked to the bathroom hunched over arms swinging.
by Thundermemes September 1, 2019
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Its Sometimes Yetis

Yetis exist. This particular type of person is the logical one. Sometimes it IS yetis making that huge branch crack in the middle of the campground. Sometimes its the Russian government doing tests in the mountains; just never know!

If you meet someone who says 'its sometimes yetis'. You probably found the one that would help you survive in the wilderness.
Sometimes....its a deer the dog is barking frantically at in the middle of the night; but we all know Its Sometimes Yetis
by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019
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Yeti pot

Pissing in a nostril to relieve sinus irritation
My nose was stuffed up so I got a yeti pot to clean my sinuses
by anonymous August 13, 2022
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yeti

a bong toke containing a mix or layering of weed and tobacco.
hey man do you have a cig? i was gonna take a yeti”
by zawsome420 April 10, 2023
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It's Never Yetis

Only person that believes this is literally anyone named Jordan.
Jordan: Its Never Yetis. Even when it is. It's never Yetis
by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019
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