Tennishia 

The most beautiful woman alive, she has four amazing, yet stressful kids, but because of her super mom powers she can get through anything, she has a certain smell you can't resist. Her medium hair is wavy when wet, her smile is so pretty when you look at her your lost for words and just say WOW. She's a super mom and she's powerful and breath-taking. She's the best Mom anyone can ask for!

Person 1: Look at Tennishia she's so beautiful
Person 2: Duh, she's a Tennishia

Person 3: No No No she's a super Mom

Tennishia by Justbeinghonest! March 27, 2021

teenie weenie 

small shlong

“wow joey bierly has a teenie weenie”

teenie weenie by quke June 2, 2021

Tenis 

T from tiny. Enis from penis.

Stop looking at my tenis he schreaked.

Tenis by krustie August 21, 2021

Tennis court 

A place where you can go and talk it up like yeah. Lorde mentions about this in her song 'Tennis Court'

Friend1: Lets go somewhere
Friend 2: Where?
Friend 1: Lets go down to the tennis court, and talk it up like yeah
Friend2: Sounds cool

Tennis court by Cuzwenevergooutofstyle3 September 2, 2021

Thenis 

non-binary penis (they + penis)

"my non binary friend has a huge thenis!"

Thenis by wirelezz February 11, 2022

fly tennis

a game to be played at the table (generally in hot countries) whereby annoying flys are deaftly swatted from one persons plate to anothers.

fly tennis

fly tennis by ro-face August 17, 2009

Patro-tennis

A game in which two or more people patronise each other in post after post on an internet thread, quickly losing any trace of coherent, respectful argument and regressing to child-like personal attacks.

"Hey man, check out this thread I just cut from the comment feed on that educaton reform piece I wrote. Patro-tennis all the way. Sigh. Why is it so hard to people to argue respectfully, in a way that indicates they're actually interested in challenging their own views and learning from each other?!"
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User 1:

"The above article is patently absurd. Why should the tax payer EVER have to pay for other people's education?! The fact that there is someone out there who even thinks these things is very, very worrying indeed. The idiots are winning."

User 2:
"@User 1: I assume you didn't actually read the article because if you had, you'd see that the third paragraph clearly explains different payment options that don't resort to tax dollars. I think you need your eyes checked?"

User 1:

"Son, you must be very young indeed. Whenever the government talks about education reform, it ALWAYS means more tax dollars. Get back to me in 20 years and I might be interested in your ideas, if you're even capable of growing up, that is."

User 2:
"Fuck you."

User 1:
"So's your face!"

Patro-tennis by StatusNouveau January 11, 2010