Taborlake

A gated community in Lexington, KY filled with upper-middle class business owners, doctors and lawyers. Some may see it as a less neurotic version of Wysteria Lane where housewives are abundant with the soul purpose of giving their children whatever they ask for and making dinner for their husband. Parents have an unexplainable knack for giving their kids everything they ask for and still convince themselves that the kids aren't spoiled (even the kids believe they have it rough). The teenagers in this neighborhood have a gift for getting the most messed up at parties and being general fuck ups but they aren't worried because their parents will make sure they get everything they want in the en. After all, a Dad's method of bonding with their kid is shelling out cash and buying expensive gifts instead of spending time with them.

Aside from the freakish resemblance to Desperate Housewives with the gossip and drama, the houses are huge, beautiful and immaculate with a great southern charm. The tennis courts are always filled in the summer and the pool is great for the teenagers and college kids to lay around while getting drunk at 1 in the afternoon. The neighborhood looks perfect when you drive through.

Hey you live in Taborlake?

by lulu8787 December 13, 2009

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Tacon

Tacon is a fake. It's a pretend bacon. It's like bacon, but without any of the flavour or wonderful artery clogging fat. It's like none alcohol beer. Sure it might be better for you, but whats the point. Do not be fooled by it. Louise might like it, but louise is wrong. Listen to martin. Pork fat rules

I can't eat this tacon, it tastes like crap

by Mc Piggy pig November 15, 2009

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taconachos

the futile blend of taco stuff and nachos. sometimes worse than tacobell the taconacho is like the rest of the mexican food and has virtually no variants

WTF!? what are you maekin Jesse?
Jesse: Taconachos
OMG

Jesse: yeah its good
ok ill try
FIVE MINUTES LATER==>
WTF DID YOU PUT IN THIS?!!! >:(
Jesse:beef verde, cheese in a jug, "vitamins"
it hurts my crapper hurts man
Jesse::( Im sorry ill fix it
STFU! i is sick :P

by oreo peltz April 21, 2011

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Tacón

noun. word used to describe ones regular once/month shag. this is someone you defiantly are interested in but they just wanna smash...occationally. this person is generally devilishly attractive with below a average social skills and/or IQ. often have low libido

can also be used as a verb.

I had an encounter with a tacón last night.

by yokes666 November 22, 2011

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