Tab Paranoia

The feeling you get when you switch or close an internet browser tab on a computer for a perfectly normal reason the moment another person walks by in view of the monitor. Typically inherited from repeated cases of having an individual ask "what were you looking at?"

My mom walked into my room the instant I closed Internet Explorer. I was only closing my Steam account, but I bet she thought I was browsing porn. It's probably just my Tab Paranoia.

by Gohound October 10, 2012

Tab equilibrium

Living a life on the edge of all tab icons disappearing from too many open tabs.

Jim: "I am going to order my house today - the bedroom, the kitchen and windows desktop icons. But not before cleaning up open Chrome tabs. I cam't stand this tab equilibrium anymore!"
Lily: "Start with your mind."

by bugpower May 15, 2018

jag-tab

A tablet which is used for pornagraphic viewing.

Was up all night pulling it to my <Jag-Tab>.

by Hi-C44 December 22, 2013

tab pwn

When a chat room allows its users to complete a partially spelled screen name by pressing the tab button on your computer, mistakes can be made if several people have similer screen names. This is known as a tab pwn.

Robo_Catz: Mufter_the_King: Mufter_the_King is uber dumm
Mufter_the_King:Excuse me?
Mufter_the_Queen: Sorry, tab pwn, I think Robo_Catz was talking to me.

by The Occupant February 22, 2008

tab hijacking

When a girl/(some boys) use your computer and closes/reuse the tab you were working in.

I will never loan my computer to susan again, she tabhijacked me, and I lost my stuff in runescape ! Tab hijacking is wrong ! WRONG !

by Anders1234DK July 27, 2010

Tab Whoring

The act of having way too many tabs open 24/7 on their internet browser.

Fred tab whores so much, he actually uses firefox's tab search component.

Joe ran out of ram space due to tab whoring

by TheX13 August 22, 2011

Tab dodging

A mod in gta 5 story mode modded in which the entire lobby is banned and the servers crash.

Person 1: Did you know rockstar bans you permenantly if you're Tab dodging?

Person 2: Well I have to disable it now I guess.

by KilthaBlacks October 14, 2021