Choke Stroke

The act of placing the dick down the throat (preferably during face fucking) and then jerking it off through the neck.

I was face fucking her and she gave me a choke stroke.

by Tverano October 18, 2017

Stroke n Poke

Fucking a chick then reaching your hand in her vag and grabbing your dick and then continuing to fuck her while holding your dick

Dude 1: Yo, so last night, this bitch's vagina was so big, I could have pretty much stroke n poked her
Dude 2: whats stroke n poke?
Dude 1: It's when you are fucking a chick and then reach inside her vagina and grab your dick and continue to fuck her
Dude 2: fuckin awesome

by niggersaurus-rex October 15, 2011

Goat Stroker

You enjoy visiting goat sanctuaries in your spare time and stroking Goats.
Basically means your a fucking retard...

Person #1: Can I have some money please?
Person #2: No, Fuck off you dirty Goat Stroker.

by xDStevieee July 18, 2010

Stroked out

When a person is so drunk or drugged up that they appear to be having a stroke.

Or the person is actually having a stroke.

"Fuck me man I was stroked out last night"

"Fucking keep her lit sinbad what was it like?"

"Wouldn't recommend it mate. It was like taking a shite in a third world country and then kimbo slice raped my most precious memory."

"Haha.Sacky bobo son"

by Stroked out sexual predator August 4, 2009

Ego Stroker

Someone who flirts with you just for the attention but when push comes to shove they aren't interested in you, just the attention you give them.

Sam flirts with Sally everyday. Sally blushes and flirts back. Sally works up the nerve to ask Sam out, Sam declines but still attempts to flirt because he's an ego stroker.

by ShopGirl07 June 21, 2010

Stroker Strike Force

The staff of a strip club or any other establishment such as a bar,pub,grocery store ie bathroom attendants, security, bouncers etc who's job is to prevent you from masturbating while inside the establishment or in close proximity to the exterior of the venue.

I was tenderizing my tube steak in the bathroom of this strip club when out of no where the stroker strike force swooped in on me and kicked me out.

by Sexxxy Beast March 1, 2015

stroke the cactus

Jerking off or stroking the male organ known as a "Penis" or "Dick"

I saw a bad ass bitch on the tv that got me super hard so I decided to stroke the cactus

by Mvrcv January 8, 2017