by Tig ol bitty-1 May 06, 2016
A midget that fists another person in their anus, and then pulls out their rectum giving them a pink sock.
Me: Beth had to go to the hospital last night.
Person:What for?
Me:Her midget husband grape squishied her last night.
Person:Ewwww!
Person:What for?
Me:Her midget husband grape squishied her last night.
Person:Ewwww!
by MrKnowItAllOverAgain November 12, 2010
My girlfriend and I were out to dinner the other night at a mexican restuarant, when I made her laugh so hard she accidentally farted playing me a tune on the squishy whistle.... so I sang along.
by jeep2oblivion October 16, 2020
In reference to a person or persons, displaying facial characteristics that include cheeks that invoke the desire to squish or squeeze said cheeks, as well as dimples placed in the traditional position of the cheeks but also elsewhere on the face such as in the chin. Displaying the combination of both of these traits results in the person having a "squishy dimple face".
"Check out that cute girl over there...she has a squishy dimple face that I wanna squeeze"
Person to friend: "Mate, when you smile, you have a proper squishy dimple face. Sort it out".
Person to friend: "Mate, when you smile, you have a proper squishy dimple face. Sort it out".
by hullabalou247 October 20, 2018
When you press your penis against a window with an audience and urinate at the same time while rubbing it around
by Bikenonsense February 11, 2024
When a man is struggling for an erection and gets partially there. Not too hard, not too soft. Not enough to have sex.
by Yeah unfortunately March 07, 2021