spanken

How some people misspell the word, "spanking".

I don't know about you but I'd rather be giving the dog a spanken than having to scrub this nasty-ass toilet with a toothbrush because I thew away the orange juice that mom put in my lunchpail!

by Telephony July 24, 2019

spank cam

When you finish an outrageously graphic masturbation session and while wiping up ropes of jizz do you discover the cover of your webcam is wide open.

HAL 9000: "...Yes Dave... I just saw you masturbate. And so did every employee at NASA."
Dr. Dave Bowman: "Hal! You are just a goddamn spank cam!"

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker October 23, 2019

Spankifist

A fetish of being spanked, or to spank those who practice pacifism.

Person 1- "Isnt john a pacifist?"

Person 2- "Only partially, he likes giving a good spanking if you ask nicely"
Person 1- "ohhhhh he's a Spankifist"

by COOKIEMAN5000 December 14, 2021

Spankline

noun A euphemism for a phone-sex number; a number which can be reached via telephone in order to engage someone, usually a female, in sexual verbal conversation. Made famous by Sammy Hagar on the Van Halen song “Spanked.”

“All you bad, bad boys…call her up on the spankline!”
“Man, I blew a hole in my wall from the load I pumped out while on the spankline!”

by MisterBigJake July 25, 2022

ghost spank

when a male has masturbated so much in a day that no jizz comes out but he can still feel the pleasure.

Dude I just had the best ghost spank, and their was no clean up.

by master of baters August 7, 2012

Otter Spank

When you and your partner hold hands while lying next to each other masturbating.

"Have you ever tried to otter spank? It's s relaxing and adorable."

by Game Night Harem February 11, 2017

Throw Spanking

When a man’s nutsack smacks a woman’s pussy while he is fucking her from behind.

Jerry’s balls were super red after throw spanking Jen for a couple hours.

by ThrowSpanker October 28, 2018