Sparkling water

The worst form of carbonated drink. It’s like angry water.

“Hey bro you want some sparkling water”

“HECK NO THAT STUFF IS NASTY”

by Bakuclout July 13, 2018

ass spaking

when you turn some ne over and spack them in the ass and make horney soundsss

Lets spack some asses hun

by vicki and daniela October 29, 2003

sharking off

to disappear from somewhere without being noticed (cos sharks are silent)

i saw you sharking off at the party

by grandpagraffiti August 17, 2007

sharking

Guys who are devoted to persuing the oppostie sex. They are always on the prowl and scoppin new prey. Doesn't matter age if you look good to a shark your getting hunted. As soon as you are in view of a shark your fair game. Doesn't matter if you have a boyfriend, we'll tell you about our math test, something to cheat on. The way sharks hunt is beautiful and majestic. Fins up sharks. CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP

Shark 1: Dude what happened last night? I lost you at that party.
Shark 2: Sorry man, I was sharking.
Shark 1: Man we are always sharking. So how was that blonde you were talking too
Shark 2: She's alright her friends a better kisser.

by OriginalShark November 24, 2011

Sarking

To be exceptionally self-centered, demanding, and deluded. This is usually accompanied by signs of impatience, an inability to understand others, and ultimately, violence. For an example, see the overall attitude of creativity guru SARK (Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy).

I shoved that little waitress because she wouldn't let me order off the menu -- maybe I need to stop sarking.

by sirenflyer May 13, 2009

Starking

to make, or fix things in the utilitarian style of Tony Stark from "Iron Man"

also:
to stark
starked

My best friend just starked my rice cooker and now it works!

Don't bother trying to call him, he's busy starking an arc reactor for halloween

by emdash December 13, 2009

Spanking your wallet

A term coined by the Watkins family, to "spank one's wallet" is to use someone for their money. Generally used in reference to women.

"Dude, your girlfriend is spanking your wallet. You should seriously dump her."

"I could tell she was just a wallet-spanker from the very beginning."

by hhans November 2, 2011