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sneeper

A verb. The act of being a sneaky creeper, sometimes unknowingly. Can be one with surroundings and often has the element of surprise.
Roommate 1 sees other roommates across a crowded room and txts you "I sneep you!"

Roommate: "Sneeps! Didn't even see ya there!"
Sneeper: "Yeah I've been here all day"

Sneeper: "Do you always wear panties to bed?"
Roommate: "Not after that comment...I'll be wearing my chastity belt now"
by bffleeeeee February 4, 2010
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SEMP

An individual who talks about their significant other to friends as if they do not care, but when their better half is around, they are completely invested and bending over backwards for their partner.
Typically, a male talking shit about his girlfriend: "She is such a whore! I'm only with her because she is a great lay." Then his friends discover a letter, email or facebook message which displays his softer/in love side. In such a case, friends will call their friend a SEMP anytime he talks more shit or leaves to hang out with girlfriend.
by Stewgriff June 19, 2009
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shemp

Shemp pretty much means that something is less than expected or skimped. Anytime you get less than what you expect it is considered shemp. This term was used in the Lake Tahoe/ Northern California area in the Mary Jane subcultures.
Dude WTF, that sack dimeboy hooked up the other night was shemp as fuck. Kick down!
by skatz442 February 4, 2009
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shemp

got merfed like a shemp on that girl
by Armenian GOD April 17, 2003
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Semper Fi

Chinese for "I have a limp dick."
I just boned my DI. He's hot. Now I have a Semper Fi
by Thebobs21 December 12, 2012
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Semper Games Prt. 1

A group of utterly ass-hurt newfags/rag-heads/Weeaboos who claim that their "leader", Jihadjerry (Who recently announced that he was apparently raped by a tree...) made a "world record" by just hacking his copy of Super Mario Bros. with a Game Genie cheat cartridge. Utterly THOUSANDS of people already proved Jerry wrong, and yet for few 20 or so people who actually kiss his ass every day still defend his "record" (even though it's utter horse shit...). They have indeed hacked a few accounts and failed miserably at trying to ACTUALLY look intimidating, but all they usually just continue whacking off to a broken pile of Nintendo consoles in the background while spamming mindlessly like retarded fuckwanks. They indeed have weaknesses, though. Racial slurs, Yo Momma jokes, and others of the like tend to make them back down immediately.
Semper Games Prt. 1 Example(s);

Semper Game Supporter: Hey there, you suck at games, meat puppet inferior. Semper Games.

Other Person: ...You do realise that your retarded cult is utterly fucked over since 2008, right?

Semper Game Supporter: ...

Other Person: Well, aren't you going to be the better man and acknowledge this fact or are you going to just say "Semper Games" like the retarded fucktard you are?

Semper Games Supporter: Semper Games!

Other Person: Thanks for proving mine, and utterly EVERYONE's point.
by Whitty Nickname April 7, 2010
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snewping

the act of pleasing yourself vigorously until you cannot walk
"You look like you've just been snewping all day, dude. What the hell!"
by Hayesman October 29, 2008
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