Swaffle

To rub something on ones genitals

Bro I just swaffled that girls phone. Nice broo

by Swagdaddy J May 12, 2016

Snuffleschampterfritzleburger

A burger made out of human meat.

Wow that is a tasty Snuffleschampterfritzleburger!

by DED Fire February 24, 2017

Snuffleluffagus

A woolly mammoth from the kid's show, Sesame Street.

Snuffleluffagus sure is funny!

by hotbucketoffarts September 2, 2020

rat booger sniffles

Toffee-like production from a meatheads lardy nose.

Thot tweekin feller wid da noze drainin yeller, keeps annoyin' me with all dem rat booger sniffles.

by Phorrist Dumbp December 23, 2019

snarfle

The white matter present in sausages and spam, and especially salami.

Lebanon bologna is full of snarfles.

by pluck April 5, 2007

snarfle

A fast, excited episode of hysteria upon which the one who snarfles, humps someone like a hyena on crack in a matter of seconds, resulting in an extreme orgasmic sexual episode, that lasts all within the period of a minute or less.

"Dude, I totally snarfled that chick like 5 minutes ago. She's recovering..."

by Danny Mead July 9, 2005

snarfle

The sound a giraffe makes when speaking to another giraffe. The sound is inaudible by humans.

The giraffe's snarfle was calm and soothing to his mate.

by Snarfle Appreciator March 23, 2008