Sideways Pornytail

It's a sex position where a guy fucks you in the ear until his penis is stuck in her ear. He lets go and let's his dick hang like a sideways ponytail

I tried to give my girlfriend a sideways Pornytail but my dick was to small and it just fell out of her ear

by Horny pony March 27, 2015

sideways slanteye

yet another term for a vagina , generally an ausrtalian term

im going home to poke me missus in the sideways slanteye

by bvvvvt February 3, 2012

sideways-hug

An affectionate "half-cuddle" whereby ya snuggle up beside da person and wrap yer arm around behind his/her waist. Ideal for public/formal/workplace settings where full-on chest-to-chest hugz might seem too forward, or for occasions like a cold day or a moving-crowd area where both of you hafta keep walking instead of stopping to embrace "properly".

Sideways-hugz can be just as satisfying to share as totally-face-to-face bear-hugz if both of you know dat you will be "snuggling properly" at a fairly-soon time.

by QuacksO December 7, 2019

Sideways Shirt

A sideways shirt is something you do to go against the norm. It is something that is abnormal but you do it just to say, "Fuck the system".

"I don't like sugar in my coffee."
"Why?"
"I don't know, it's my sideways shirt"

by jadedkitty July 19, 2016

Sideways Stance

Someone who gets roasted on the daily about their car and gets roasted by fettesben, oh and they think their car is supposed to be a "meme" just because fettesben roasted it

Do you see that?! He is getting roasted by fettesben! Hes being
Sideways stance!!

by SomeRandomDud June 13, 2017

a sideways taco

a woman's vagina

Eating a sideways taco always satisfies the muff munchies.

by Nefairyious March 1, 2016

sideways cap

Hardcore anal. That makes a gooey substance.

I’m ready I’m wearing my sideways cap

by ##lolol October 18, 2017