Shampubing

1.) During the act of applying shampoo to one's head, one finds that an excessive amount of product has been used and therefore applies the remaining shampoo to the pubic area

Person 1: I swear I run out of shampoo way too quickly. I think I use too much at a time.
Person 2: Then you really need to start shampubing. At least get your money's worth.

by Jackie Schmidt December 4, 2011

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It is a term categorizing the thirsty, the narcissistic, and the try-hards.

"What a fucking shamp, he's trying to wheel Cathy Jaworfski

by doctord February 7, 2015

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shomp • Shompa • SHOMPBOOSKA • shompeat • shomper • shompi • Shomping • shompolin • shompoo • shompriti

Shamposium

A symposium to promote a sham (such as a pyramid scheme or get rich quick business)

My friend is trying to get me to go to this shamposium later to get involved in the pyramid scheme that he bought into, what a douche.

by HipStir March 29, 2015

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Shampadarph (alt. champadarph) noun - A field of mathematical study, like calculus, that is mean to improve upon the basic quality of life. It was created to open the doorway for anyone to come up with their own mathematical system. Shampadarph, specifically, includes two new operations, the darph and the shamp. This system is sure to change the way math is taught in our earthly society.

Note: Also spelled

Student 1: Have you done your shampadarph homework yet?
Student 2: No, I don't understand how to darph the numbers and the TA's office hours aren't until tomorrow
Student 1: At this rate I will never finish trading shamps and marps!
Student 2: Good luck dude...

by NewMath September 13, 2016

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