ed sheeran

Ed Sheeran, also known as "Ed Shweeran", is a British island boi and leader of the "Sheerio" religion.He makes brilliant music for people like madelorne,he tends to have mental breakdowns and describes himself as bwocken and emu. support him pwease.
He can often be spotted watching England matches alongside his wife Cherry (cheeky)

fans : hewo daddy
ed sheeran : u talking to me babygirl
fan : yes dada uwu

by kakabebemilfs June 30, 2021

ed sheeran syndrome

A condition where an average looking guy who can sing is given a guitar and becomes irresistibly attractive.

Person 1: "He's soooo dreamy"
Person 2: "Girl, you have ed sheeran syndrome"

by Phoenix2107 November 8, 2022

Courtney Jean Sheehan

Its a girl, a girl that is like no other. A girl that will blow your mind just when she looks at you! She is kind to everyone and always will be. Her looks are off the charts, and doesn't even realize it. Her smile.... will take your breath away! If god himself saw that smile he would die of a heart attack! She is my everything and always will be! She is the reason why i fight, the reason that I live! Courtney Jean Sheehan, I love you!

A girl that you love more then anyone in the world, a girl that when you just think about her you go crazy. This girl doesn't have to be Courtney Jean Sheehan but can be any girl that you truly love, want to spend the rest of your life with.

by oscar pork August 2, 2010

Ed Sheeran

Any redhead male.

Damn, that my friend Ed Sheeran. Over there.

by MoronHater July 23, 2016

sheedy

a girl who likes married men, martin, and passing out on guys while having sex;
also, is inferior to ashley kinker

oh look! they were banging last night and she pulled a sheedy...

or

look at that silly sheedy, she wishes she could be hot, tan, and skinny with lots of money.

by mamajama April 23, 2005

sheeva

The name Sheeva derives from the anciest persian scripts that were once lost but recently found in the historical village of wastegashizi near the capital Tehran. Sheeva was a god of the time, she had a large chest and nice tanned skin with beautiful black hair, however she had the mouth of a toilet.

"Dont be such a Sheeva"

"Your mums face looks like Sheeva blud"

"That girls beaver looks like Sheeva"

"I need to go take a Sheeva"

by John Smith Akbar Patel July 30, 2007

Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran is a cheeky ginger with such amazing talent that when you listen to his music, caramel and chocolate syrup will pour out of your ears because his voice is so sweet.

Sheerio: *freaks out whenever a math symbol is shown*
Reasons to hate Ed Sheeran
-There
-Are
-None
-He
-Is
-A
-Fucking
-Angel.

by (/ °-°)/ August 18, 2014