To shake hands like a douchebag. A ridiculous handshake. When a douchebag starts off to shake your hand with his elbow far up and out.
by ZeeLeader July 13, 2012

The handshake of someone who has a "smoke" or "smoke meat"(meaning small penis). The handshake usually shows a lack of confidence by being too loose, or arrogance by being far too firm. More likely it will be loose, but occasionally it may be extremely firm due to the male with the smokes excessive weigh lifting in an attempt to compensate for his smoke. Other known signs of small genitalia may be an indicator that someone has a smoke shake.
Ray:Bro, that guy had a fucking smoke shake.
Stevie: Dude, I know, felt like I was shaking a dead fish. He must have a really smoke ass smoke.
Stevie: Dude, I know, felt like I was shaking a dead fish. He must have a really smoke ass smoke.
by g9aul August 10, 2009

the feeling you get when you're trying to close like 10 windows really fucking quick but you can't because you're all tensed up in fear of getting caught spanking the monkey
by snarkmcnutball January 31, 2008

by Gigi July 13, 2004

A new stupid dance crass on YouTube, and people just making idiots of themselves. Usely only about 30-45 seconds long, where it starts out as one person dancing and everyone not noticing. Til about half way and then everyone in the room dances and shakes usely masked to hide their shame.
by McLovinUrMom951 February 9, 2013

by dude December 31, 2003
