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Douche Shake

To shake hands like a douchebag. A ridiculous handshake. When a douchebag starts off to shake your hand with his elbow far up and out.
Have you seen the way Corey from Pawn Stars shakes hands? That's a total douche shake.
by ZeeLeader July 13, 2012
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Smoke Shake

The handshake of someone who has a "smoke" or "smoke meat"(meaning small penis). The handshake usually shows a lack of confidence by being too loose, or arrogance by being far too firm. More likely it will be loose, but occasionally it may be extremely firm due to the male with the smokes excessive weigh lifting in an attempt to compensate for his smoke. Other known signs of small genitalia may be an indicator that someone has a smoke shake.
Ray:Bro, that guy had a fucking smoke shake.

Stevie: Dude, I know, felt like I was shaking a dead fish. He must have a really smoke ass smoke.
by g9aul August 10, 2009
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porn shakes

the feeling you get when you're trying to close like 10 windows really fucking quick but you can't because you're all tensed up in fear of getting caught spanking the monkey
i had the porn shakes last night when my mom got home early from work.
by snarkmcnutball January 31, 2008
mugGet the porn shakesmug.

booty shaking

The act of shaking la derriere. Founded in pole/table dancing, popularised by hip-hop stars.
Missy be booty shaking like a bad mo fo
by Gigi July 13, 2004
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shake sum

" you got a problem, shake sum "
by Crankybxtch April 1, 2017
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Harlem Shake

A new stupid dance crass on YouTube, and people just making idiots of themselves. Usely only about 30-45 seconds long, where it starts out as one person dancing and everyone not noticing. Til about half way and then everyone in the room dances and shakes usely masked to hide their shame.
Did you see Jimmy Fallon on YouTube doing the Harlem Shake?

Yeah they all looked retarted!
by McLovinUrMom951 February 9, 2013
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milk shake

2/3 ice cream, 1/3 milk, place in blender, mix, serve chilled
by dude December 31, 2003
mugGet the milk shakemug.

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