fer serious 

an exclamation meaning "are you serious"

Holy crap, are you fer serious!?!

fer serious by Caitlyn Comintary November 15, 2007

Packing Serious Onions 

An amazing large female booty that can make a grown man cry.

Man Melisa is packing some serious onions in those jeans.

I cried tears of joy all of last night...
y???
havent you seen? my girl's packing serious onions.

Packing Serious Onions by ChiBoi27 May 10, 2011

The Serious Card 

The much hated serious subject raised by someone following a funny conversation, usually about a similar or related subject.

John: And then I spent an hour in the waiting room with bandage around my head and a golf club in my hand!
Laughter
Sally: Man, that's funny John. But don't you think it's the current political corruption that's causing these increased hospital waiting times?
John: Did you really just pull the serious card?

The Serious Card by Sleepy Sasquatch September 8, 2011

Trashed it serious 

Term for having vigorous sex.

Friend: Dude, why are you walking so weird?
Girl: Cause I trashed it serious last night. Ugh.

Trashed it serious by Invader Zim & Ruse December 21, 2009

Now I got some serious Assues 

The cumulative anal damage if your partner goes and switches toilet paper brands on you, or you over-killed on the hot sauce the night before. The merge of the word Ass and Issues.

Ah man, why did she do it. We were out of toilet paper and she brought home the cheap brand. Now I got some serious Assues.

Damn that habanero sauce was killer!! Now I got some serious Assues.

Now I got some serious Assues by vikchop June 19, 2010

call center serious 

to invoke a over bearing attitude from a mere normal conversation that causes uneasiness,hostility, and wanting of leave from the conversation itself

hey dude you don't have to get all call center serious when i don't know how to use this program man

call center serious by fattiemattie October 26, 2010

It’s not serious 

1. Wanting to be with someone without commitment.

2. they don’t really want you

He said it’s not serious, so ya know.

Nah bro it’s not even serious

It’s not serious by Medium_biscuit January 7, 2019