self-pleasuring hybrid

A self-charging hybrid, an invention of the automotive industry to fool wannabe greens that they are making a difference to climate change

Rex thought his new car was a game-changer, when it was simply a gas powered self-pleasuring hybrid

by Limbic Candy September 15, 2020

Self Control

Self Control

(Sell-f-cont-roll)

1. The ability to refrain from expressing yourself emotionally, physically, etc.

2. Something I do not have.

-------------Example 1.-------------

Person 1: "Today I prevented a murder"

Person 2: "Really! How?"

Person 1: "Self Control"

-------------Example 2.-------------

Jerk: *knocks over your card castle on purpose*

Your self-control: *Desperately trying to keep you from breaking their kneecaps*

Jerk: "You can just rebuild it, it probably didn't take long anyway"

Your self-control: *gone*

by Frostbyte112 January 8, 2021

Self ass smack

When you smack your ass yourself

heather: oh god why is the bedroom door locked (gets chainsaw and opens door)
leo: (having sex with sara) what the fuck heather
heather: ahh yes daddy this is some hot shit i've gotten horny i think
sara: uhm, ok but hes my fuckbuddy
heather: theres nothing wrong with me giving myself a self ass smack and then getting to fingering
mark: everyone here is a sex addict

by sir moron da great April 5, 2021

Internet self

A term describing the sum of one's internet activities, including facebook and twitter profiles, forum activity, instant message conversations, websites run, etc. The term is meant in contrast to the rest of one's life in the real world.

My internet self is such a dick to this girl... i'd be way nicer to her in real life.

by Ebonyks January 23, 2011

tele-selfie

Taking a selfie pic with a friend, or famous person, except the other person isn't there but only on the television in the background.

Mitchell took a tele-selfie with Rafael Nadal. Too bad Nadal was only on the television in the background.

A big deal among Illinois College grads.

by speedster February 21, 2014

lookaway selfie

1) The act of taking a picture of yourself and trying to make it look like someone else has photographed you in a candid, natural, un-posed moment.

2) Capturing yourself in a moment and making it look like someone other than yourself found your pose so interesting it had to be captured in a photograph.
3) Being your own paparazzi

The lookaway selfie she posted on Facebook is weird.

by Aspasia April 25, 2014

Pink selfie

A selfie taken of a girl's vagina, or pink parts, as some may know them.

I called into the Kidd Chris show and he asked me to send him a pink selfie.

by TheCanon13 September 19, 2017