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(Sell-f-cont-roll)
1. The ability to refrain from expressing yourself emotionally, physically, etc.
2. Something I do not have.
(Sell-f-cont-roll)
1. The ability to refrain from expressing yourself emotionally, physically, etc.
2. Something I do not have.
-------------Example 1.-------------
Person 1: "Today I prevented a murder"
Person 2: "Really! How?"
Person 1: "Self Control"
-------------Example 2.-------------
Jerk: *knocks over your card castle on purpose*
Your self-control: *Desperately trying to keep you from breaking their kneecaps*
Jerk: "You can just rebuild it, it probably didn't take long anyway"
Your self-control: *gone*
Person 1: "Today I prevented a murder"
Person 2: "Really! How?"
Person 1: "Self Control"
-------------Example 2.-------------
Jerk: *knocks over your card castle on purpose*
Your self-control: *Desperately trying to keep you from breaking their kneecaps*
Jerk: "You can just rebuild it, it probably didn't take long anyway"
Your self-control: *gone*
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leo: (having sex with sara) what the fuck heather
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mark: everyone here is a sex addict
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