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shit bag

A shit talker, douche bag, rat fuck soldier in the Army National Guard. Who thinks he is the most high speed troop in the whole theater of operation. Just because he plays call of duty 4 and reads every military storybook amazon has available. Some one who fakes in order to get a purple heart, CAB ( combat action badge ), Bronze star or army comendation medal.
Did gunner realy earn that CAB? No bro he cut holes in his canopy cover, he was never shot at what a shit bag!

Hey did Dever realy earn that purple heart? No Bro he just snivled about a scratch he got gettin out of the truck, what a shit bag!
by The Prospect May 3, 2008
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shitbanger

someone who has sex analy. Goes in the wrong door.
my boss is a shitbanger he fucks his dads ass.
by michael October 27, 2003
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shitbagger

someone who tries to stop people from shit stirring
stop being such a shitbagger and let'em have some fun!
by Sinister Intent June 15, 2004
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shitbagger

1. Someone who steals other people's lingo without knowing their meaning solely for the purpose to sound cool and totally abuses the shit out of it.

2. Also someone who tries too hard and makes no sense doing it.

3. Someone who makes up ridiculous sayings that make no sense:
Kimosabi on acid.
Chode on ice.
Chode of Destiny.
You're all Gracie Nikka.
Jumped on that shit like it was hot.
Okay Jimbo.
Sup Jack Stain.
I'm going to go Fiend up on some bitches.
Did you understand wtf he just said? whata shitbagger.

I can't believe he repeats everything i say hes such a shitbagger.

Did you understand anything she was saying? Chode on ice... she is such a shitbagger.
by Jake Arhhnold December 16, 2010
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Shitrags

A stage in life where everything is shitty. Two or more guys coming together and becoming bros through the experience. This stage lasts for a little bit, then becomes a fond memory between bros.
Michael and Ben's first week and a half at college, they were shitrags.
by Jackie Nol October 28, 2010
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shit bag

A bag full of shit

Someone who is a complete gary martin or david reid, possibly both rolled into one...
Gary and david pretending to be tough when they are actually fucking each other constantly with a 10" purple dildo since they dont have penis' between them
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OH SHITBALLS!!!!

usually used to express great suprize or something completely and utterly scary as hell. Or a ball like shape made of shit, crap, or something disgusting.
Tony: OH SHITBALLS!!!!

Fred: What's wrong?

Tony: I forgot my homework

or


Tony: Dude, its Eric

Fred: Don't talk to him!

Tony: Why, what's wrong!?

Fred: I heard that he goes crazy and throws his own shitballs at people.
by dexrocker11628 March 17, 2009
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