Texas Steam-Roller

The Texas Steam-Roller is when a man excretes onto a woman’s chest and then delicately massages it in with his bum cheeks.
This is a derogative term and is illegal in several states of America.

The Texas Steam-Roller can be followed up with a Brown Mushroom.

by JohhnyCash1 November 13, 2007

steam roller

1. an automobile that is overheating to the point where steam is rolling out from under the hood.

Don't take the radiator cap off that steam roller Chevy!

by Zone Ranger February 18, 2008

clevland steam roller

you very ferociously take a shit on a femals tits, then slowly slide your ass down on her chest where the shit is sitting, then you rub back and forth to rub the shit in... works as a wonderful moisterizer

fuck her then shit on her then rub it in with your ass!
clevland steam roller

by crustynraunchy January 4, 2008

Cleveland Copy Roller

The act of shitting into a copy machaine's paper rollers so that the next person to use the machine at work gets a nice surprise on the 100 interoffice memos.

Becky didn't much appreciate that Paula failed to inform her that she had eaten three bowls of chili before leaving her a nice Cleveland Copy Roller.

by Gangsta 117 January 7, 2009

Steam Roller

A steam roller is achieved when you lay beside your partner and suddenly pass gas, at which point you quickly proceed to roll over them. The weight of your body during the roll, will cause your partner to clench and hold their breath. By the time you roll off the other side, your partner will gasp violently after holding their breath for so long, by which point your foul gas should be well dispersed in the air. If done correctly, your partner will have inhaled a good amount of your stink and be reeling in horror!

My girl was expecting a dutch oven so i hit her with a steam roller instead. She is no longer my girl....

by Tampa 2 January 5, 2013

Tortilla Roller

Taking ones cock as if it were a tortilla roller, and running it back and forth on her face in the act of "rolling", like trying to flatten out a tortilla.

'HAHA I just rolled my cock across that chicks face! Just like a tortilla roller!!

by Tazz244 August 17, 2010

bitch on roller skates

1. A bitch. Ill-tempered, nasty, always spoiling for a fight, looking for a way to run someone else down, or taking something the wrong way. May be either gender.

2. A fast-moving bitch that will roll up behind you and smack you in the head (verbally or otherwise) without warning and for no good reason.

3. A bitch who can't stand it if he/she isn't getting all the attention, all the time.

In any "reality TV" show, there is at least one "bitch on roller skates" who can't get along with anyone else and always has to be the center of attention.

by tangledupinbloo December 8, 2009