roadsterbation

When you have a roadboner and decide to go ahead and make it better. Usually done on a less-traveled road, or when in a large vehicle not easily seen into. (A rig or large truck.)

Usually pretty intense, since the element of exhibitionism is there in force.

Also, be sure to have a handrag or burger king napkin handy.

Damn, I got a roadboner after seeing that cuteass little redhead at that last stoplight. I guess I better jerk off as I drive. Classic Roadsterbation.

by Mouthwash June 22, 2006

Roadsteamer

The act of releasing one's own excriment while in a vehicle traveling. Perhaps in a bucket, a bag, or right on the seat itself. Usually only to be thrown out onto the highway, aimed at another vehicle.

Popalopadopolis- "On my road trip to Florida I had to drop a few roadsteamers."

by Snokone April 26, 2008

Antiques Roadshow

When an elderly woman stands on the side of the road and flashes her tits at the cars driving by.

Trucker: Breaker 19, breaker 19, there’s an antiques roadshow at mile marker 35 on I-290, over!!

by Fagam’s hero December 27, 2019

road bogie

A cigarette found alongside the road, hence the term road bogie.

George is quite a grimy fellow, as he from time to time can be seen collecting road bogies and smoking them.

by chickenfriedrice09876543221 January 27, 2008

Readstown

a town full of amazing kids of all ages who clash but always get back together to play some tag at night or do something else childish. ;

Those kids in Readstown are up all night.

by lefsa emmy May 23, 2009

Roadhelmet

The act of giving oral sex to the driver of a vehicle.

Nani proceeded to give good roadhelmet as we cruised on down the road.

by Higbittytoes January 18, 2010

Road Trip Insanity

The sensation that becomes travelers after 5+ hours in the car, particularly when driving at night. Road trip Insanity includes saying things that don't make sense, laughing hysterically at things that are not funny, and a general sense of "loopey-ness"
Once travelers have reached the point of Road Trip Insanity, there is not turning back.

Bob- I'm validated!
Tom- I'm inebriated!

Sally- Looks like you guys have a bad case of Road Trip Insanity.

by roadmaster1217 October 14, 2010