Puto pito

This is a Spanish expression that means "fucking dick", but in the literal penis sense.

Your puto pito is so small, it's fucking pathetic!

I heard he has a he's a man whore with a puto pito pequeño! (fucking small dick)

by LingDanc803 February 9, 2023

putoid

A supporter of Vladimir Putin.

1. Are you a wagneroid or a putoid?
2. I'm a putoid! Fuck Wagner.

by thegameport June 29, 2023

Puttock

A person who's obloid face looks to be that of a buttock-like ##### who likes ######## in the #######.

Person 1: Hey don't be such a fockin' Puttock man..."
There was no Person 1.

by smoke muffin August 10, 2023

Putometer

A device to measure the mileage on one’s pussy.

Dude, she’s had miles of dick. She needs a putometer installed to keep track of the mileage on that thing.

by Bradluck July 22, 2024

PUTCH

CANADIAN PRARIE REGION URBAN SYNONYM FOR A VERY WORN-IN VAGINAL GAPE. THE PUTCH ITSELF IS TYPICALLY ACCOMPANIED BY AN AQUATIC TYPE OF ROTTED FETID SCENT, THE TYPE ONE WOULD GENERALLY ASSOCIATE WITH DECOMPOSING AQUATIC FLESH.

THAT ONE SLOPPY PUTCH BETWEEN BERTHAS PATCHY & HAIRY LEGS IS OUT OF MEDIEVAL TORTURE FOLKLORE

by Habeas Corpsus 204/431 October 31, 2023

puto rican

Puto rican a Puerto Rican that brags about being the hardest worker on site. Typically has a shit don’t stink attitude. Extremely entitled. Puto ricans will pretend to work infront of bosses. Puto ricans pretend to fit in with Mexicans but are often hated more than white people. Puto ricans are extremely lazy and expect everyone else to carry the work load. Puto ricans can be found at the end of the bosses dick . You may often find one in the break room or other locations with chairs.

Worker 1 I think the new guy is puto rican . Worker 2 he’s always sitting in the brake room

by DaddieFafo January 24, 2024

puto rican

A Puerto rican bitch boy that sits on his ass till the boss shows up.

The puto rican started working . The boss must be near

by DaddieFafo January 25, 2024