f-puss

It is the imaginary vagina that most of your guy friends claim to get at parties. It is short for fake pussy.

Horny Guy: "Hey dude, I got crazy amounts of pussy last night?"
Person 1: "Yeah, got some mad f-puss dude?"
Horny Guy: "Yeah, but wtf is f-puss?"

by DirtyMexicanHobo January 08, 2011

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Puss Pickle

a girl's pussy that is enriched in pickle flavored juice whether this be intentional or unintentional. Eating this American delicacy will allow one man to be free of cramps.

Fuck yeah Cody dive into my puss pickle, it should help you in your game next week.

by Weekend Wildman's Sidekick January 05, 2010

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Woof Puss

A plump, fat, big woman who probably has a gross ugly huge fat vagina.

'Whoa those are your moms sisters? They are all so fat and ugly!"

"Yeah, I call them the woof puss sisters!"

by Rabbidy Rabble April 02, 2010

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likkle puss

a small, cute, orange cat. preferably owned by a Jamaican Family. Not a wanna be Jamaican, a real straight from Jamaica Patwa speaking Jamaican.

"how likkle puss cute suh?"

by haydeeeee December 14, 2009

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Smash the puss!

A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.

Man-cub: This is really good sex, considering it's our second time ever. I'm really enjoying it....

Closet-nymph: Yeah! Smash the puss!

Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!

Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!

by MattyyyyD! May 15, 2017

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